Plans for world domination errr... plans for world domination?
#1
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:05 PM
In keeping with the theme of my life I feel I wil share my latest failproof plan for world domination. I will take over antartica and then name it some random mundan thing like "Chicken" or "That big freakin cold island in the middle of the ocean where noone's dumb enough to live". Then, I will gather and train an army of penguins till they are loyal to me. And we will take over, and I will rule, and the penguins will have lifetime supplies of fish [they demanded it in the contract] and... err, I will make good laws and support Yahtzee's bring back spanking campaign and then I'll shutup since this is getting too long and pointless...
#2
Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:18 PM
Too late; looks like they've started amassing an army without you.....
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
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#3
Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:55 PM
Does "Soul American" just mean "African American"?
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#6
Posted 05 April 2004 - 09:07 AM
QUOTE (Heccubus @ Apr 5 2004, 06:54 AM)
And you for some reason think that you're the only fan of Yahtz's that lives in America? Well then...
Pfft. I liked Yahtzee before liking Yahtzee was cool.
Actually, I prefer his older stuff. His new stuff is to commercial.
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#8
Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:59 PM
QUOTE (Chefelf @ Apr 5 2004, 09:07 AM)
QUOTE (Heccubus @ Apr 5 2004, 06:54 AM)
And you for some reason think that you're the only fan of Yahtz's that lives in America? Well then...
Pfft. I liked Yahtzee before liking Yahtzee was cool.
Actually, I prefer his older stuff. His new stuff is to commercial.
I'm an American as well, just to inform the few people left who didn’t know that, and I've been devoted/obsessive Follower of Yahtzee since I was fifteen. I'm not entirely sure where that places me, though. When did liking Yahtzee become a fad?
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#10
Posted 05 April 2004 - 07:18 PM
As the guy who runs Yahtzee's server, let me assure you that he gets visited by far more than that now.
Damn bandwidth hound!
Damn bandwidth hound!
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#11
Posted 05 April 2004 - 09:55 PM
Yea yea, I know... but remember back when he was talking about stopping with the site and made the comment about "I'm sure the 4 or 5 people who actualy visit this site will be traumatized'? Just a reference to that, no need to actually read anything into my poor reference name.
Anyways, I'll be off now to draw up a replacement to the penguin plan... perhaps something to do with talking goldfish and tennisball launchers? oh well, whatever
Anyways, I'll be off now to draw up a replacement to the penguin plan... perhaps something to do with talking goldfish and tennisball launchers? oh well, whatever
#12
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:56 PM
Yeah, I know. I'm not giving you a hard time, I'm just being an ass.
Us Americans have to stick together! If we don't it'll be a lot harder for us to do our normal job of making the rest of the world despise us.
Cheers!
Us Americans have to stick together! If we don't it'll be a lot harder for us to do our normal job of making the rest of the world despise us.
Cheers!
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#14
Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:55 AM
Yeah. Well, England is pretty much the same thing. It has a do-nothing Royal family soaking up money left and right and then they elect a jackass to lead the country. Instead we have a jackass who soaks up all the money and is a multi-millionaire with no Queen.
It's the same in all America-loving countries I suppose. Though I'd rather live in England since it is a better place.
It's the same in all America-loving countries I suppose. Though I'd rather live in England since it is a better place.
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#15
Posted 06 April 2004 - 11:24 AM
I'm getting more and more sure we should just do like the keys did. They elected the most popular bartender mayer. At least a bartender would throw better parties than Dubya. Not to mention a bartender is better at not getting into 3 trillion dollers debt too...