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Posted 12 October 2008 - 03:34 AM

So, there's important news. One of the secret projects is nearing completion, while Slade's lags hopelessly behind. Will we be able to achieve the goals of my Five Year Plan? I do not know, but as I said, I am well on schedule. Why isn't Slade? I suspect Chyld is behind it. Also, he got one of those new fangled girlfriends, and they are, with a few exceptions, the arch enemies of web-humor. Also, real humor, but still, yeah, girlfriends.

Are my 4:30 ramblings going hopelessly off track? Well then let me summarize: Tragedy is sweeping the site, but in a planned fashion. My humble site on tripod will soon be...... no more. Once again, we all have Chyld to blame for this. Threaten him with forcible sodomy, won't you?

It's been a wild ride these past years, and I've made some great friends. Thanks for the memories, people.


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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 04:12 AM

Awwww... so you mean you're moving spaces? About time, that old site was a bit of an eyesore.

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:03 AM

I don't think you quite get it.

http://www.chefelf.c...mp;#entry193820

Chyld's forces are winning our intersitial war, and he's got a decent case against me concerning, well, a whole lot of awful stuff I've said about him.* He's taking the matter to the IIC.

*All true, though.

So, I might end up having to take down the site to avoid some sort of fine. Internet lawsuits, it would seem, actually exist. But if I have to go out, I'm going out with a bang. Consider then this summation of my views on NANOWRIMO, and Chyld's involvement therein, now going up upon our embattled home on the interwebs.

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 05:28 AM

Its true, he goin' down.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 11:41 AM

Erm... I'd like to adamantly cry out "NEVER!" and assault the enemy, but I'm just not sure what to attack right now. But be sure that as soon as JM gives the word, I'll immediately get to not liquidating the target!
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:19 PM

What if it's already liquefied?

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:36 PM

The Less Is More servers are located in a steel and concrete bunker, in a refitted 1950s military base in South Russia. Good luck liquidifying anything while I get JP booted off the webs.
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:42 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Oct 13 2008, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... in a refitted 1950s military base in South Russia.

But you are aware that he's got connections to ze communists, right?

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:15 AM

Ah, well that works out quite well, as its an English military base. Don't ask why we built a military base in Russia, we just did. And now its mine.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:04 AM

Finally, its started. Less Is More is about to win this war, and I mean actually win it, not peter around like the thing in Iraq.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:00 PM

Damn you Chyld! What nefariousness is this!?

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:04 PM

+++ SCANNING THREAD +++
+++ RUNNING SCRIPT jive.js +++

J m HofMarN , YOU smell LIKE a Russian tractor , AND FURTHERMORE YOU look LIKE sixteen rotten fish.

KINDLY bugger off AND eat A toaster.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 08:00 PM

That is quite the impressive feat, JM. The best I've ever been able to look like is twelve rotten fish.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 12:02 AM

Miss Fishpile Never Forgets A Friend.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 03:16 PM

OK, the use of the banhammer seems to have pissed it off a bit...
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