P. Diddy unveils diamond-encrusted iPod+hp Tuesday, August 31, 2004
#16
Posted 01 September 2004 - 06:50 AM
#17
Posted 01 September 2004 - 06:55 AM
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#18
Posted 01 September 2004 - 10:23 AM
Considering that dork means penis, I'm not really surprised.
On another note, I have heard of Puff Daddy, which I also think is a stupid name, but who am I to judge. It's definatly better then P Diddy.
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#19
Posted 01 September 2004 - 10:36 AM
When I was in highschool all the attractive girls around my age started dating UBC boys. That was in grade 10. I thought all women liked older men. Well, save older women who no doubt like younger guys.
For older women 20ish is the perfect group to crack down on. I've had 40+ ladies hit on me before. My firend has had sex with many many cougars. You just need to know where to go. Upscale and semi upscale restaurants are the best locales.
Once we decided to go to the Sand Bar on Granville Island for some drinks. Sand Bar is an expensive joint with kick ass view of west side of Vancouver. A friend works at the bar so we had a 50/50 chance of scoring freebies. Anyway, there was about 6 of us and across the bar was about 15 or so women who just got off from a wedding. Some were married, some were single. Needless to say they were drunk and loud and having a good time. We slowly made way towards them. Using our super powers, access to free drinks, we lured them in to a night of fun and entertianment. Well, we just sat at the bar drinking and passing pseudo sexual commentary. But a couple of my friends did take home of few of the women. One of them was married too. We later found out and labeled that friend Fornicator the House Wrecker. It was funny stuff. I was actually quite taken by the whole event. I had no idea that women could be so horny and open about it. They really held true to the term "cougar". I felt almost a little cornered at times and uncomfortable. I think there experience made me feel immature. It was like the first time I smoked pot. I accidentally blew into the pipe, causing the weed to blow in the air- and therefore lost forever. I felt like such a tool as I stood around esteemed 8th grade pot smokers.
I'm not sure why I just mentioned that.
This post has been edited by Jordan: 01 September 2004 - 10:41 AM
#20
Posted 01 September 2004 - 01:46 PM
Its the trying that's importent...
Less Is More v4
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#21
Posted 01 September 2004 - 06:55 PM
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#22
Posted 02 September 2004 - 08:34 AM
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#26
Posted 02 September 2004 - 03:16 PM
Actually, when I first read
I interpreted it as
"I've had forty or more women hit on me before. My friend has had sex with many many mountain lions."
Which seemed like kind of a series of non sequiturs.
Now that I know that "cougar" refers to older women, it makes a little more linguistic sense, but I'm still confused. I've never heard this term. Is it a regional thing?
Also... uh... why? "Dude, I just totally scored with a lady my MOM'S AGE!" "DUDE! You rock! Pass the Pepsi Blue!" or "Yo, dude, pause the XBox and meet my girlfriend, Mrs. M." I understand age gaps can be sexy, and I saw the Graduate and everything, but I didn't realize that it was like, the cool hip new thing to be hitting on middle aged ladies.
I dunno, maybe I'm just out of the loop.
#27
Posted 02 September 2004 - 04:04 PM
#28
Posted 02 September 2004 - 10:14 PM
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#30
Posted 03 September 2004 - 07:45 AM
Frowdocks
Trumpats
Lilylikes
Pootbrowns
See. I just came up with four better terms in less than 12 seconds.
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