ROTS=Return of the Stinks? fart jokes return on Episode III
#1
Posted 26 August 2004 - 02:08 PM
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It seems that now [gasp] YODA is farting????!!?
So I guess the torch of toliet humor was passed from Jar Jar to Yoda?
I guess Civilian and all the other detractors may be correct about this film after all.
What do you think?
Far fetched rumor, or Lucas continuity?
#3
Posted 26 August 2004 - 02:15 PM
Oh, and if it is true, I wonder how long it will take for the more fanatical Prequel-lovers to start defending it? "Yes, of course, it adds a whole new depth to Yoda's charater!"
This post has been edited by Helena: 26 August 2004 - 02:19 PM
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#4
Posted 26 August 2004 - 03:08 PM
#5
Posted 26 August 2004 - 03:15 PM
#6
Posted 26 August 2004 - 03:17 PM
Come on Jordan. Remember who we're talking about here.
Continuity isn't exactly one of George's stronger points.
#8
Posted 26 August 2004 - 09:04 PM
I want to go there NOW!
You know, I just wouldn't put it past Lucas. Man, what can you say to this? I mean, what could you say except that Lucas has seriously lost his mind! I mean---Is this really the same guy who had ANYTHING to do with Star Wars? I mean-- I MEAN!!!
GOD IN HEAVEN!! Lucas is having us on! He's taking us for a ride! He's screwing around, right? I mean, couldn't he have made the "real" Star Wars and any half-assed, stupid, "I want to make this movie for kids" ideas he could save for something entirely?!? He could've made Jar Jar Binks a main character in an unrelated fully CGI animated film, and that could've been the one for the kids, but no, he has to throw all of this crap---and I do mean CRAP into these films!
GRRR!!! ARGH!!! SNAP!!!
I just can't wait to read Chefelf's list after he sees Episode III. My condolensces, CE for having to see it for our benefit...
#9
Posted 26 August 2004 - 09:24 PM
I believe every word of it!!!
in fact i don't know why he soesn't have yoda just go all chimp like and fling his own shit at the clone troops...
infact why not just go Spidermonkey stile and jump on chewies head and start trying to hump his ear (like the pet monkey Richard Prior described in one of his stand up vids.)
when he delivers this greatest moment in cinematic history, he should pull that kung fu pose while farting, and then wave it over to them...
A whiff of this you will have, you will not, hmm?
CLASSY!!!
This post has been edited by barend: 26 August 2004 - 09:28 PM
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#11
Posted 27 August 2004 - 01:16 AM
if its true though...no i wouldnt like it.
then again though, i thought "this is such a drag" sounded terrible when i read it. then i laughed when he said it. so who knows??
on the other hand, no it sounds awful and i hope its not there. come on George ive supported you this far, dont let me down now...
#12
Posted 27 August 2004 - 05:13 AM
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#13
Posted 27 August 2004 - 05:17 AM
After rumours including surfing on lava and giving Anakin in ROTJ face of Hayden this came as no surprise for me. I expected this much of George.
Yoda has already been reduced to a Kung-fu fighting puppet, having him farting does not spoil him too much for me - it's already been done.
#14
Posted 27 August 2004 - 08:11 AM
At this point it doesn't really bother me. The damage has already been done. Yoda farting, Chewbacca winking at the camera, Obi-Wan riding a unicycle while juggling bowling pins... the whole thing seems like such a farce to me anyway.
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#15
Posted 27 August 2004 - 08:24 AM
Ditto. I've just lost the will to care anymore. I'm hoping Ep III is terrible, just so Chef can write up another quality list. It's sad but it's what I feel inside. I can't fight this feeling anymore. I don't even remember what I was fighting for.