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Maybe all the lines on the map are actually a very thin country called International Boundary. IB. Maybe that's where Osama bin Laden is. The US should totally invade it. Although, we'd probably have even more boarder security problems than we already do.

Fruit by the Foot is clearly made by the Foot Clan from Ninja Turtles. I mean, think about it. Who but Shredder could do that to ordinary fruit? It's Fruit...(made) by the Foot (Clan). Shredder shreds and they sell it to finance their evil operations.

Does this make Fruit by the Foot the opposite of pizza?

It is my firm belief that the PS1 Spyro games, Spyro the Dragon, Spyro: Ripto's Rage, and Spyro: Year of the Dragon, are the main reason that my gaming tastes are now so limited. Lighthearted, fast-paced, and just generally amusing games.

I doubt I'll ever regret buying Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. My only issues with this game are that one puzzle is practically impossible, and that wookiee heads cannot wear hats. I wanted to make a wookiee with jeans and hat, and name him Smokey The Bear. I still got to make a ghost cowboy and giant Jawa though, so I can forgive it for that.

Rouge Trooper is a good TPS which I felt was completely overlooked. It's not great, but it's certainly worth 20 bucks. The weapons have a good feel to them, and it's great fun to watch the enemies limp around on broken legs, screaming at you with over-the-top Russian/German accents, and then snipe them in the oxygen tanks and watch them go flying 15 feet. Also, you play an angry smurf with a talking gun. This is all presented with complete seriousness.

And as a cult follower of Armored Core, it is my duty to plug Armored Core 2.

I named my Tentacruel after Slade.

I didn't mean to. I'm not that much of a suckup. Slade isn't even that high on my scale of awesomeness; he's not Craig Ferguson or Ian Malcolm, that's for sure. I was going to name it Sade, because it's Tentacruel. You know, the Marquis de Sade? Except I'm still not sure I'm spelling "marquis" right, and I didn't want the people who beat me to have any more to mock than they already do, so Sade. But I typed it with an L for some reason, and didn't notice until later. When I did notice, I decided that it was more awesome that way anyway.

Yeah, that's right, I play fucking Pokemon. Fear me.

Werewolves of London. And not even the whole song. Just the howling and piano part Wikipedia says was stolen from Sweet Home Alabama. >_>