[Ninja Duck]

Heccubus, your post count is at 1337. The number of the devil.

[Chyld]

Do you have a blog, JYAMG?

To further that; if you don't, will you write an update for mine?

[Just your average movie goer]

Feel free to use anything I write here if you like it.

[looktothesky]

Why am I scared of getting my G2? Is it because of my Alberta trip last summer where I go-karted off the track and almost hit the operator? So many questions..

[Just your average movie goer]

I was just thinking about my good old university days and how when we wrote an assignment, we were not allowed to have a single opinion or original idea about anything - and everything we wrote had to come with a reference to another author. The situation got so extreme sometimes that I wondered if the lecturers expected us to reference the oxford dictionary every time we used a word longer than five letters.

But in the midst of all this, there came a rare little gem - I has handed a seminar paper by a fellow student which had a sentence that went something along the lines of this:

Jones' and Smith's groundbreaking research in 1975 proved that bullying had a detrimental effect on its victims.

Priceless!

And naturally, this leads me to wonder if I should put my name on other pieces of common knowledge so future university students will have to reference me...

Movie Goer's groundbreaking research in 2004 proved beyond any doubt that being hit by a truck at high speed can have serious detrimental effects on your health - thus the importance of looking carefully before crossing a road is something that everyone should now take seriously.

This post has been edited by Just your average movie goer: 12 June 2004 - 11:44 AM

[barend]

a Peanut is neither a pea or a nut!

























oh wait...

it is a nut!

[Chyld]

Nope, its actually a legume.

Can I make up a principle without appearing bangwagonist?

Chyld's groundbreaking research in 2004 proved beyond any doubt that the best way to avoid hunger is to regularly eat food, and that trying to assurge under by poking needles into your eyes will hurt more than it helps.

...OK, so it's gay. Shoot me.

Fellow People of Britain: Have you ever noticed how many Vauxhall Corsas there are on our roads?

[Despondent]

I hope my insurance company will replace my mac.

[Just your average movie goer]

I hope so too, Despondent. And Chyld, we can make up any principles we want! Let's put our names on every remaining piece of common sense before somebody else does. And it'll be nice pay back for all the times we've had to reference other people for something that everyone knows is common sense.

[looktothesky]

Why can't he show up tomorrow morning? Is his ISU project that important? I'm dying inside.

This post has been edited by looktothesky: 19 May 2004 - 10:23 PM

[Just your average movie goer]

I'm guessing this is a boyfriend you're referring to - if so, I'm sorry to hear things aren't going as well as you'd like. And hopefully, they'll get better for you.

[looktothesky]

I'm guessing this is a boyfriend you're referring to - if so, I'm sorry to hear things aren't going as well as you'd like. And hopefully, they'll get better for you.

Thank you, and yes it is.
I'll just get revenge, that's all.

[Just your average movie goer]

Ah - that's how things'll get better...

[barend]

they call them fingers, but they don't fing...












???

This post has been edited by barend: 20 May 2004 - 09:11 PM

[Heccubus]

they call them fingers, but they don't fing...

Whoa...there they go...