Bob Dylan Can Go To Hell Thursday, September 7, 2006
#31
Posted 13 September 2006 - 10:24 AM
Old Bobby D. is about as crazy and irrelevant as a fox. He has always known which buttons to push.
#32
Posted 14 September 2006 - 01:12 AM
Jen: Thanks for mentioning the Wallflowers. You beat me to it.
#33
Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:29 AM
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#34
Posted 14 September 2006 - 01:45 PM
Oh, I don't disagree. Unfortunately, that doesn't make him any less of a jerk.
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#35
Posted 16 September 2006 - 10:05 AM
#36
Posted 25 September 2006 - 09:26 PM
except Guns n'Roses... their cover of knocking on heavens door was utterly abismal.
those guys can't cover crap...
secondly, Bob Dylans worst crime was letting his son cover Bowie... he totally drained the life out of 'heros' on the Godzilla soundtrack i believe. an album famous for screwing songs... like Puff Daddy doing kashmir by led zeplin... awful, awful stuff.
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#37
Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:49 AM
Anybody who covers Zeppelin should be sentenced to a firing squad.
#38
Posted 06 October 2006 - 12:41 AM
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#39
Posted 06 November 2006 - 03:48 AM
I suppose you could argue that I'm wasting my time badmouthing somebody, but I don't think so. It's not wasted time. I'll tell you why.
Go buy yourself a copy of Dylan Live '67. Then go buy yourself an 1/8th of an ounce of psilocybin mushrooms. Eat them. Whenever you start to feel uneasy, listen to this record. Then if you still think Dylan is an overrated egotistical asshole, come back here and report the new insight you have gained (HA!). Really. Do it. Just ask some long-haired red-eyed guy with a Grateful Dead shirt if he knows where to get mushrooms. He'll help you out. There's no reason to be afraid of eating them. They won't kill you. They can't. Just eat an eighth of some meaningless blue white and gold mushrooms and listen to this Dylan Live '67 album. After that, you can finally come back with proof and tell me how wrong I am. I'm not joking, I'm not talking trash. I recommend this to EVERYONE. If you can't find this album, look for the purple Jimi Hendrix Experience box sex. If you can't find these records, the Grateful Dead will do. If you can't find the mushrooms, LSD will take you to a similar place. Are you confused why in defense I suggested taking psychedelics and listening to artists other than Dylan? They are all from the same place. They have the same purpose, they are delivering the same message, only through different souls.
So do you have any reason why you can't do this? You don't. There is no excuse. When you die, your pineal gland in the center of your brain (some call it the third eye) releases the most intense psychedelic drug on earth, DMT. It's a tryptamine like psilcybin mushrooms and LSD. Your spirit leaves your body while you're on this drug and enters a timeless, purely spiritual existence (You can enter heaven or hell). So why not experiment with a softer drug like mushrooms for a few hours to prepare yourself for eternity? God put these magical things on earth for a reason. And Bob Dylan was put on this earth for a reason. And you and I were put on this earth for a reason. It's very important that we learn why before we die and lose our chance to set things right.
Save your comments until you take my advice.
#40
Posted 06 November 2006 - 04:29 AM
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#42
Posted 07 November 2006 - 12:30 AM
Good Call on Puff Daddy taking a hacksaw to Led Zeppelin's work!
I havent been able to sleep well at night ever since that havoc occured.
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#43
Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:26 AM
a ) Bob Dylan wrote bad music;
b ) Bob Dylan's music is not good when you are enjoying psychadelic drugs (which incidentally also make country muisic and whale song fucking amazing); or
c) That Bob Dylan was not a part of the most romanicized while otherwise normal decade in the history of America.
What he said was that after a two-page rant against digital recording, Bob Dylan backed iPod. That Bob Dylan is an asshole for dismissing two decades of music as worthless simply by the nature of having been recorded for CD (Incidentally, in this he is including every U2 album from Rattle and HUm forward. Rattle and Hum is the one where he makes a guest appearance). Meanwhile Bob Dylan is not refusing, like some hip-hop artists, to record on CD, since to maintain his vinyl integrity would mean to reduce record sales. Bob Dylan in his hypocrisy actually makes a case for hip hop being superior to his current music, an argument I don't want to buy.
Bob Dylan is a curmudgeon, by definition.
#44
Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:39 AM
Why does this remind me of that scene in the film "Detroit Rock City"(1999), when Tripp spikes the priest's pepperoni pizza with the mushrooms?
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#45
Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:52 AM
I wish I had a link for that interview, it wasnt as bad as what Dylan is saying,..but close in nature.
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