47. Ambush people in the park with a knife then ask them for the time.
48. Make *everything* sound like a sexual innuendo.
49. If a police officer gives you a ticket for speeding, even if you were speeding or not, call them a racist, despite what race you are.
50. If your last name is "Dickson", name your first born son "Richard".
This post has been edited by Cheto: 15 September 2006 - 12:07 PM