[barend]

b, I have to admit, that was pretty funny.

That's why I don't pack anything in a box I can't move myself. I also try moving furniture before I buy it. Needless to say that shopping is always an adventure for me.

Why is that guy so muscular?

Would you have even looked at that comic strip if he'd been too fat or skinny? I made him that way to fit the impossible standards of beauty that women impose upon men.





EDIT: and then shaved his head for some reason.

This post has been edited by barend: 12 June 2008 - 09:35 PM

[Dorothy]

You shaved his head to demonstrate how the despotic tyrant feminists tried to strip him of his malehood and individuality, and cause him to exist as a hulking brute whose primary goal is to suit their purposes. Yet his baldness peels away the layers of feminist-enforced mansuetude and shows that deep within, he is still a man. The pained, sensitive exp​ression on his face shows that they cause him heartache through their inability to comprehend his man-hood-ness.

Boys are stupid because they are like onions. And onions make people cry.

[barend]

Girls are stupid because they are like chilli beans... they don't stay for long, burn a hole through you, and give you the shits.

[Dorothy]

I shall pull this thread from the gaping maw of obscurity to say...
Boys are like M&M's... they say that they don't melt in your hand, but they're lying. And if you put them in your scanner, they crack around the edges a bit.

I went to dinner with a guy, and I ran out of water, and he went to the front of the restaurant and got me some more, because the waiter was an idiot. And that is why Girls are stupid. The End.

[barend]

I shall pull this thread from the gaping maw of obscurity to say...
Boys are like M&M's... they say that they don't melt in your hand, but they're lying.

Fair enough

And if you put them in your scanner, they crack around the edges a bit.

What?

I went to dinner with a guy, and I ran out of water, and he went to the front of the restaurant and got me some more, because the waiter was an idiot. And that is why Girls are stupid. The End.

What?!?

[Dorothy]

What?

What, you've never tried??

What?!?

EXACTLY!!! I sat there with my glass looking desperately thirsty until he went and got me some water. I manipulated him without meaning to, and it pissed me off. Also, I may be crazy. Also.

Boys are like those things that you put in your cart at the store, and you don't remember that you bought them until you get home, and by then you can't remember why you wanted them in the first place. Maybe only I do that. A lot of stuff is like that, though...

Plus they're wishy-washy.

Well, maybe they're not.

[Vesuvius]

Boys are like those things that you put in your cart at the store, and you don't remember that you bought them until you get home, and by then you can't remember why you wanted them in the first place. Maybe only I do that. A lot of stuff is like that, though...

Plus they're wishy-washy.

Well, maybe they're not.

What in the world are you wasting time picking up in the store that you forgot you're getting? Is it those little packages of fruit chews or something?

If you don't need it, don't get it.

[barend]

I also happen to think the M&M things was a riskyly graphic comparison.

The candy that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

[Dorothy]

What in the world are you wasting time picking up in the store that you forgot you're getting? Is it those little packages of fruit chews or something? ... If you don't need it, don't get it.

Usually its some form of liquid refreshment that looks delicious at the time. Often, it doesn't end well. (Most recently it was Pixie's Maté, which is pretty strong, and needs more sugar.) I really don't like shopping, so I usually speed through the store throwing things in my basket. Occaisionally I get hung up on stuff, like one month I bought a hammer everytime I went to the store. I have a few now.

I tried not buying stuff I don't need, and usually I'm pretty good about it, but sometimes I can't help it. Last week I bought 10 notebooks because they were 5 cents each, and a copy of Steamboy for $3. How could I pass up the bargains??

I also happen to think the M&M things was a riskyly graphic comparison. ... The candy that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

What are you getting at?

[Vesuvius]

Last week I bought 10 notebooks because they were 5 cents each, and a copy of Steamboy for $3. How could I pass up the bargains??

Whoa, Steamboy? The Anime? Isn't that the anime title that has the kid in it that looks surprisingly identical to Kaneda from AKIRA? Nice bargain.

5 cent notebooks can be used to make your own movie scripts!

[Dorothy]

Yeah, the Anime. They also had a few of the DVDs of Samurai Seven (but not all of them) and some Full Metal Alchemist.

5 cent notebooks can be used to make your own movie scripts!

I'd tell you about my script, but then I'd have to kill you... TO DEATH!!

[barend]

...but then I'd have to kill you... TO DEATH!!

the correct response to this would be: "Over my dead body!"

[Vesuvius]

the correct response to this would be: "Over my dead body!"

Heh, that's the concept...

Or, you could say, "The only way you're gettin' my scripts is when you pry them from my cold, dead, hand!"

[J m HofMarN]

Or from my cold dead PANTS

Boys can keep things in their pants and then offer them to people as innuendo. Girls can not. This is a tragedy for the fairer sex.

[Casual]

What are you getting at?

That would be the hot man goo.

Men are better than women because we can be feminists without being militant or batshit insane.