Episode VI Photo Captions For the self parodying chapter in the OY
#1
Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:26 PM
Vader: "If you decide to continue in my footsteps and defy the Jedi commitment not to love another you should know that in the event that your nads get fried off, I'm not saying they will, but they might, that the second button will drive her wild every time guaranteed and restore the will to live to boot. Got that?"
#3
Posted 28 September 2005 - 01:05 AM
Vader: So... done much with this one?
Luke: Killed a few dudes at Jabbas Palace.
Vader: hmmm... Too bad you lost the other one, that one had history... I killed Count Dokuu with it, AND a whole bunch of kids!
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#4
Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:24 AM
LUKE: "Sand storm!"
LANDO: "Don't worry, we'll order you a sandwhich!"
HAN: "Hey, how come this wasn't re-inserted into the special edition of ROTJ? There might be some actual character development in this sequence!"
LEIA: "Shh! Don't give Darth George any ideas!"
CHEWBACCA [translated from Wookie to English]: "I need a dust buster to get all this rough, coarse, irritating, every where getting SAND out of my fur!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#5
Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:28 PM
"dirka dirka bahkalah, muhamed jihad."
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#6
Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:42 PM
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
#8
Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:40 PM
CRN*: My Lord, you look particularly shit-faced on this fine morning
Jabba: Whas tha ya shay
*Can't remember name
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#11
Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:10 PM
Gammorian: Hey... i loved you in 'METROPOLIS'
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#13
Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:28 AM
Stormtrooper: yeah, we found this one peeing in the drinking fountain in the foyer.
luke: Just because you died it a different colour doesn't mean we don't all know you've been wearing that smelly coat since BLADERUNNER!
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#14
Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:02 AM
Luke:"Yes, I believe I'm entitled to getting my deposit back because you didn't deliver us to Alderaan, and its not my fault that the planet was blown up before we got there, you could have checked the computer as we were travelling there or get on the radio. Judge Judy is gonna whip both your asses...."
or....
Luke:"This might not be the best time to tell you this, Han, but I don't think there IS a best time. While you were frozen in carbonite, Chewie and I became much closer friends and achieved a plateau of understanding and mutual respect that few can only dream of, what I'm saying is that we're an item now...."