Then I began to worry. Yahtzee doesn't deserve to go through life without knowing the fun that is Postal 2.
Basically, it's a first-person-shooter that takes place in a city in Arizona. Every day, you are given a list of chores to do and you must go around the town and complete them. But something insane/hilarious/violent usually happens that forces you to start slaughtering people with a shovel, a shotgun, a gas can, and lots of other fun instruments of pain.
Whatchu talkin' bout, bitch?
FEATURES:
- Plenty of blood, dismemberment, burning, death, despair, pain, and all that good stuff.
- The ability to pour gasoline all over the ground, drop a match, and leg it.
- Trench coat.
- The ability to use cats as either shotgun silencers or thrown killing machines.
- The ability to urinate on anything you want.
- Mad Cow Tourette's Syndrome Zombies!
- Gary Coleman.