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#16
Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:09 AM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#18
Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:56 AM
Awsomeness
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#19
Posted 26 April 2005 - 10:56 AM
From: Chyld
To: Benedict XVI
Subject: Guest comic
Dear Your Holiness,
I ask not for spiritual adivce, nor with praise (although I do think a Pope with an e-mail address is a cool idea), I ask merely to see if you will do a guest contribution for my webcomic.
You see, I have <a href="http://www.less-is-more.co.uk">a website</a>, upon which I have <a href="http://www.less-is-more.co.uk/hscomics">a comic about taking skulls"</a>, and I thought it might be interesting to ask if you'd be interested in doing one.
Please write back if you're interested, otherwise I must say sorry for wasting your time.
Many thanks.
Chyld
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#21
Posted 26 April 2005 - 03:38 PM
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Yesterday I sent you an email detailing to you how creepy your eyes were. I'm sorry about that. I'm also sorry about this email. And the next one. And the next one. But I feel it's my civic duty to send you hilarous emails until you personally reply, because that would be the coolest thing in the world. So onto the email.
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As I previously stated, you have very creepy eyes. I now believe that you are possesed by a demon. That's right, a demon. Perhaps you would consider having one of your cardinals preform an exorcism on you. Mabye you should exorcise yourself. I know a good priest if you need one.
But I'm getting off subject. I've come up for a few seggustions for you to hide your demon-eyes from the rest of the world. I've included an unedited picture of you, then several with the examples digitally added. Look at the pictures first, then proceed to the comments below.
Firstly, the obious. Sunglasses. These are cheap and convienient. You can buy them at any dollar store or get super-cool expensive ones. You can use excuses to not remove them; like "I have a rare eye disease, I can't remove these." or "I lost both eyes in 'Nam." or even "I'm secretely Medusa. If I take them off, you'll get turned to stone!" See?! It all works out!
Secondly, the less obious. Cyclops goggles. I doubt that you read the X-Men comic books. I also doubt that you've seen the movies. You probably should. But anyway, there's a guy called Cyclops. He shoots laser beams from his eyes. These may be expensive, but they work even better for never needing to take them off. Simply say; "If I take these off, I could kill you." Presto! People instantly back off. The only downside that I can see is this: when there's a flaming out-of-control bus full of dying orphans and puppies, and the people call on you to save them, what do you do? Saying "Well, I'm sorry, but I can't." doesn't work. Saying "Well, I'm sorry, but I don't really have superpowers." is likely to get you beaten up. I seggust you say "Well, I'm sorry, but thier fate is in God's hands. He obiously wanted it like this." Since you are considered infallible by your legions of devoted slaves, you can't be wrong! (I'm sorry for bringing my religous views into this advice letter, it won't happen again.)
So you see the benefits of concealing your demonic nature, and I humbly request your favor if you happen to take over the world. Rest assured, your sectret is safe with me.
#22
Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:13 PM
Edit: He looks cool with those MS-Paint glasses on.
This post has been edited by Slade: 26 April 2005 - 06:14 PM
#24
Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:23 PM
Repent sinners or you will be assimalated by the Catholic hive mind!
It couldn't be much worse than his views on contraception and homosexuality.
#25
Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:16 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#26
Posted 26 April 2005 - 07:41 PM
I was thinking about your official title : 'Vicarius Filii Dei'
It's quite catchy, but even more interestingly I noticed that there are alot of letters in your name that are also roman numerals...
VICARIVS (5+1+100+1+5 = 112)
FILII (1+50+1+1 = 53)
DEI (500+1 = 501)
112 + 52 + 501 = 666
well now... isn't that a quoinki-dink!!!
well, till next time...
your pal satan!
This post has been edited by barend: 26 April 2005 - 07:43 PM
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#28
Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:17 PM
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#30
Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:46 PM
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