You cant be serious ROTS related
#1
Posted 11 April 2005 - 07:19 PM
Palpatine tells Anakin at some point that he learned the secret to immortality through his former master, who went by the name of..........
Darth Plagueis.
Darth.
fucking.
Plagueis.
Now, I'm not claiming to be the most innovative, imaginative mind in the galaxy. But come the fuck on! Darth Plagueis? That sounds like something a 7 year old boy in 2nd grade would come up while writing an extremely short story about the horrors of a dentist appointment. I mean seriously. Hell why stop there? Why not start a whole slew of uncreative characters like Darth Pestilenceis, Darth Famineus, Darth Deathus, Darth Gonoreais, etc.
I'll make it known right now that I still think Episode III will turn about to be a really good movie (despite the fact that alot of folks here want to destroy every bit of the film that doesnt match up with what they determined years ago the story would be like), but this is just hilariously retarded.
#2
Posted 11 April 2005 - 07:28 PM
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#4
Posted 11 April 2005 - 07:49 PM
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#5
Posted 11 April 2005 - 07:51 PM
I'd fuck.
#6
Posted 11 April 2005 - 07:54 PM
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#7
Posted 11 April 2005 - 09:01 PM
there's something strangly fetching about tits that have plastic on the outside!!!
as for the Darth Plagueis thing...
No... not the guy who named, Elain Sleezbagano and Porkins?
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#8
Posted 11 April 2005 - 09:05 PM
"Anyone else feel like having a chuckle when I mention my friend Biggus Dickus?"
An yeah, this just seems to be part of a wider effort to de-mystify and ruin every aspect of the OT that we could have thought about.
Before EP 1 I remember thinking "Wow, it sure would be cool to see Yoda training Obi Wan!"
Before EP 2 I thought "Wow, it sure would be cool to see Anakin as a heroic star pilot."
and before this I was thinking. "Wow, I bet it would be cool to learn more about Sidious' master!"
I think we've already suggested some sane names for Sith lords, as well as some sillier ones:
Darth Dolent,
Darth Continent
Darth Sincere
Darth Ane
Darth Conceivable
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#9
Posted 11 April 2005 - 09:11 PM
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#10
Posted 11 April 2005 - 09:51 PM
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#11
Posted 11 April 2005 - 11:15 PM
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#13
Posted 12 April 2005 - 03:33 AM
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader" "only a master of evil Darth"
I thought Darth Vader was the name just name that anakin assumes after his fall...
Using it as a title for every Sith... just lame. lame and stupid.
Darth Lucas.
Darth Fiveassedmonkey.