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Posted 17 May 2005 - 12:28 PM

Why would I want to make cocktails, now? Is it just booze, or can we do molotov cocktails?

And crap, I want to get a jewelled accordian strap too. That +25hp/mp looks pretty sweet... What do I buy?!

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 02:18 PM

Are you an Accordian Thief or a Disco Bandit, remind me? The latter can make cocktails that no one else can, so if so, go for the Cocktailcrafting kit. Mark my words, you want those adventures. Otherwise, buy an oven. Perhaps oven first, as foods easier to find than alcohol earlier on.
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 05:30 PM

I'm an Accordian Thief. Stole my own pants of myself. I've got the moxie of kings, baby!
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 07:35 PM

Beleive me slade, real food gives you more stats than raw food, much like real life smile.gif .
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 12:56 AM

I want to play too!

I'm stuck in the dreaded character creation stage, though. I'm not sure whether I want to be an Acordian Thief of Disco Bandit...
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 01:16 AM

Here's a bit of summerization and parentheticlization.

Well, an accordian thief can cast buffs (effects that increase stats) to other players and that is a nice source of meat (the game gold equivilant).

While the disco bandit is more combat/me oriented charicter. It also has the ability to make some great cocktails/fruity-girl-drinks that not only taste great but increase stats and give extra adventures.

I'm sure you'll like this game though, it's damn funny and it's one of the only games I've seen that has liturature refrances:

"Long story short it's an orc, short story long your reading Dickens"

-Kirby45 the awesome-est Disco Bandito that ever roamed KOL

Edit: curses I seemed to have broken my 666 number. Oh well.

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 05:04 PM

Personally, if I knew everything beforehand, I've have gone with a Seal Clubber, simply because I like hitting things. Either that, or a Sauceror, since they're actually half-decent spellcasters. Not so sure about what it is Turtle Tamers do, but avoid being a Pastamancer. I'm one. They suck.

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 06:27 PM

I've been playing as a seal clubber (3rd level rank is puffin intimadator for board referencing) on and off for a while now, am I permitted to sign up?
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 11:00 PM

And I'm in as Disco Bandit! thumbsup.gif

I just barely made it to level three to join the clan before my quests ran out, too.

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Posted 02 June 2005 - 03:27 AM

Laughlyn, either you got accepted alongside Jane last night, or you haven't applied to join yet. You Durian?
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 05:19 AM

nope, that ain't me. I have applied now though.
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 02:06 PM

I'm curious now - who is Durian?
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 02:37 PM

Join the who-has-joined-my-clan club...
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:21 AM

Huzzah, I just got the money for a new (clan maybe) store. This is gonna be sweet. I'll open it up somewhere around saturday, but I need some help getting some inventory for the grand opening. Any extra items (perferably bottles of gin/tequilla/rum) would be much thanked.
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Posted 04 June 2005 - 01:51 AM

Durian is Ninja Duck.

Edit: And how did your Chef-in-the-box explode? And Chef hats can be obtained from the outskirts of Cobb's Knob freee of charge. Minus a Chef or two...

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