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Well, I'm picking up a shedload of chow mein, spirits and meat off of some guy on eBay, so I should theoretically be able to set up a Guild by this time next week...
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Chyld 
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 09:28 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 11:56 AM
Sweet. I'm Fyrendel, level 4 Accordian Thief. But I'm presently out of adventures and on the down effects of goofballs for 60 more...
Where can I get the knife and asparagus needed to get the scalpel from Dr. Hobo's place? And another familiar? I have a 7 pound mosquito named Torg at the moment.
Edit: And I have 1094 meat and I don't know what to spend it on. Any suggestions?
Where can I get the knife and asparagus needed to get the scalpel from Dr. Hobo's place? And another familiar? I have a 7 pound mosquito named Torg at the moment.
Edit: And I have 1094 meat and I don't know what to spend it on. Any suggestions?
This post has been edited by Slade: 13 May 2005 - 12:03 PM
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:13 PM
What you need is an Asparagus Knife, which you get in the Haunted Pantry. And as for spending? Put it aside for a rainy day. Believe me, its nice to have lots, cherish it.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 10:03 PM
If you guys want a clan, I can make one in about a day or two easy. I'm a level six Disco Bandito and with alittle work I can level up to make my own clan.
Oh and I'm Kirby45
The tosser that stole my name has already paid the price... in spades... that means dearly I think... hold on let me check... yep thats what it means... I'll stop talking now.
Oh and I'm Kirby45
The tosser that stole my name has already paid the price... in spades... that means dearly I think... hold on let me check... yep thats what it means... I'll stop talking now.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:11 AM
No need! We have a clan! Search for Chefelf Night Life (oh teh originality!!1), and ye shall find us.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 01:17 PM
Uhh ok
Just some tips though, when you get to degrassy knoll, get the knoll mushrooms. They fetch a HIGH price on the market (about 3000 to 5000 meat apeice)
Buy/get some buffs from a Sauserer, those things rocks, especialy the jalapino sausesphere
Oh and don't forget to buy your skills at the Department of Black Arts & Crafts, or whatever place.
Cheers
Just some tips though, when you get to degrassy knoll, get the knoll mushrooms. They fetch a HIGH price on the market (about 3000 to 5000 meat apeice)
Buy/get some buffs from a Sauserer, those things rocks, especialy the jalapino sausesphere
Oh and don't forget to buy your skills at the Department of Black Arts & Crafts, or whatever place.
Cheers
The Power of Christ Impales You!
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 01:32 PM
Way ahead of you. Now I'm working on selling things, so I can fund useful clan gubbins...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:28 PM
Grr... I can't get an asparagus knife to drop. I got a piece of asparagus... And I applied to be in the clan.
And some guy randomly gave me four different tiny plastic figurines. What do I do with them?
And some guy randomly gave me four different tiny plastic figurines. What do I do with them?
This post has been edited by Slade: 14 May 2005 - 02:29 PM
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 03:08 PM
Keep any plastic swords aside for making cocktails one day, and... I'm not sure about the rest. I think they're accsesories. Which ones do you have?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 16 May 2005 - 08:23 PM
Hehe, I finally checked this out, and most amusing it is.
I am the cleverly-named Emu, a Sauceror, and I have no idea what I am doing but it's still fun.
Also, it's good to know that I'm literate
I am the cleverly-named Emu, a Sauceror, and I have no idea what I am doing but it's still fun.
Also, it's good to know that I'm literate
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 16 May 2005 - 08:40 PM
Me too! I liked bit that very muchly.
As my final guild test, I had to steal my own pants off of myself without me noticing. Accordian thieves are t3h r0x0r!
But I'm out of adventures. And if you eat those mushrooms, you get adventures, but maybe I'll sell one or two...
As my final guild test, I had to steal my own pants off of myself without me noticing. Accordian thieves are t3h r0x0r!
But I'm out of adventures. And if you eat those mushrooms, you get adventures, but maybe I'll sell one or two...
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:20 PM
Pfff, eating is highly overrated. Drink booze.
Emu: Welcome and THANK GOD WE GOT A SAUSERER! *clears throught* sorry, it's just some good news thats all.
Slade+Emu: Yes the altar of litracy was awsome, I say that should be a required aspect on all forums, online games, and chatrooms. And Stealing my own pants was a challange, but when I did it, I didn't know what hit me.
Oh and I propose that I become the guild bartender. I got an assload of booze stockpiled (namely tequila) and I got the Advanced Cocktailing skill, so... can I please please please?
Emu: Welcome and THANK GOD WE GOT A SAUSERER! *clears throught* sorry, it's just some good news thats all.
Slade+Emu: Yes the altar of litracy was awsome, I say that should be a required aspect on all forums, online games, and chatrooms. And Stealing my own pants was a challange, but when I did it, I didn't know what hit me.
Oh and I propose that I become the guild bartender. I got an assload of booze stockpiled (namely tequila) and I got the Advanced Cocktailing skill, so... can I please please please?
The Power of Christ Impales You!
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
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Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:59 PM
You have to buy the Cocktailing kit from the market, and for the Meatsmith and buy that one item. They cost 1000 meat each.
(Get a Cocktail kit)
(Get a Cocktail kit)
The Power of Christ Impales You!
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever