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Dude... it TOTALLY kicks ASS that this thread was someone's first post.
"What made your parents horny?" It's rather disturbing, isn't it?
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:35 PM
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:49 PM
Best way to introduce yourself.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:53 PM
Yup. Who needs the welcome thread, when you have "What made your parents horny?"
I forgot to mention other events, the nearest one to my birthday was actually
September 5 - U.S. President George Bush holds up a bag of cocaine purchased across the street at Lafayette Park in his first televised speech to the nation.
September 10 - The Hungarian government opens the country's western borders to refugees from the German Democratic Republic.
September 21 - Hurricane Hugo makes landfall in South Carolina, causing 7 billion dollars in damage.
I forgot to mention other events, the nearest one to my birthday was actually
September 5 - U.S. President George Bush holds up a bag of cocaine purchased across the street at Lafayette Park in his first televised speech to the nation.
September 10 - The Hungarian government opens the country's western borders to refugees from the German Democratic Republic.
September 21 - Hurricane Hugo makes landfall in South Carolina, causing 7 billion dollars in damage.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 09 April 2006 - 12:58 PM
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:53 PM
Dover event an echo of craft's darkest day; 138 perished in Babylift crash at Vietnam War's end
Thirteen people died after being herded into a storage room in Montreal's Gargantua nightclub in 1975. Some were shot but most suffocated when the building was set on fire in what was believed to be an underworld contract hit.
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1 Bay City Rollers - Bye Bye Baby
2 Mud - Oh Boy
3 Bobby Goldsboro - Honey
4 Minnie Riperton - Loving You
5 Peter Shelley - Love Me Love My Dog
6 Sweet - Fox On The Run
7 Susan Cadogan - Hurt So Good
8 Jim Gilstrap - Swing Your Daddy
9 10cc - Life Is A Minestrone
10 Three Degrees - Take Good Care Of Yourself
11 Glitter Band - The Tears I Cried
12 Goodies - The Funky Gibbon / Sick Man Blues
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Thirteen people died after being herded into a storage room in Montreal's Gargantua nightclub in 1975. Some were shot but most suffocated when the building was set on fire in what was believed to be an underworld contract hit.
top 40 for late april 1975
1 Bay City Rollers - Bye Bye Baby
2 Mud - Oh Boy
3 Bobby Goldsboro - Honey
4 Minnie Riperton - Loving You
5 Peter Shelley - Love Me Love My Dog
6 Sweet - Fox On The Run
7 Susan Cadogan - Hurt So Good
8 Jim Gilstrap - Swing Your Daddy
9 10cc - Life Is A Minestrone
10 Three Degrees - Take Good Care Of Yourself
11 Glitter Band - The Tears I Cried
12 Goodies - The Funky Gibbon / Sick Man Blues
do do do the funky gibbon, you you you can do it too...
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 12:27 AM
1989 - The television show Seinfeld premiers. So thats what got my parents up. hihi
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 01:28 AM
my birthday: 5th march 1987
So in June 1986 we have:
June 4 - Jonathan Pollard pleads guilty to espionage for selling top secret United States military intelligence to Israel.
June 8 - Former United Nations Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim is elected president of Austria.
Funnily enough my father is Kurt Waldheim. See a pattern?
So in June 1986 we have:
June 4 - Jonathan Pollard pleads guilty to espionage for selling top secret United States military intelligence to Israel.
June 8 - Former United Nations Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim is elected president of Austria.
Funnily enough my father is Kurt Waldheim. See a pattern?
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 08:18 AM
My birthday was March 4, 1982.
So, if we go aprox 9 months back of that, my parents were either turned on by John Paull II getting shot, or by Bobby Unser winning Indianapolis 500 for the third time. Or maybe they were turned on by 800 deads when seven coaches of a train fell off the tracks into some river in India.
I think no one has beaten hornyness by 800 deads in this thread yet...
So, if we go aprox 9 months back of that, my parents were either turned on by John Paull II getting shot, or by Bobby Unser winning Indianapolis 500 for the third time. Or maybe they were turned on by 800 deads when seven coaches of a train fell off the tracks into some river in India.
I think no one has beaten hornyness by 800 deads in this thread yet...
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 08:26 AM
Just wait till the 11/6/2002 people arrive...
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:13 AM
Old? Old? Dude, you're 24! That's not old - that's almost dead! 
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 02:20 PM
It's not acting, it's feeling. Boys and girls nowadays act like they were in their twenties, something that when I was 8 or 10 years younger I never thought could be. Same with the looks (and I guess, especially with looks).
The funny thing is that I know people on their thirties that act and look like their in their twenties, too. So I guess the real 20-something people feel this way because we see our age slot being stolen by the rest of the people (those bastards!
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The funny thing is that I know people on their thirties that act and look like their in their twenties, too. So I guess the real 20-something people feel this way because we see our age slot being stolen by the rest of the people (those bastards!
).
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 06:03 PM
Turned 17 on Sunday. What made my parents horny, you ask?
June 28, 1988 - Four workers asphyxiated at a metal-plating plant in Auburn, Indiana, in the worst confined-space industrial accident in US history.
Why are all our parents so turned on by death, destruction and/or politics?
June 28, 1988 - Four workers asphyxiated at a metal-plating plant in Auburn, Indiana, in the worst confined-space industrial accident in US history.
Why are all our parents so turned on by death, destruction and/or politics?