Really? Can your dildo give you a pearl necklace? Can it take a piss? Can it blow it's load across the galaxy to create life in some old lady's womb?
Fortunately no.
It is not a penis.
I know. I said it does the job of one, and a damn fine job it does if I may add. But that still doesnt make it a robot. It makes it a battery operated jack rabbit.
You really don't have a clue what you said, or you wouldn't be arguing this point wholeheartedly. You've flip-flopped your wording to make it sound like you originally said something you contradicted in the first place. Do you understand what talking in circles means? Did you watch the Matrix? Remember all those robot sentinel squid things that kept attacking the Nebuchadnezzar? They are 'robots'. They are 'machines'. Give me one good example of a machine that isn't a robot. Think about it for a while before you answer. I'll give you one for free, so you have a basis to work off of: The Cotton Gin created by Eli Whitney. And it's your turn...
Right those things were robots. They had appendages and moved around and did stuff - they were mobile and could move of their own accord. And they were machines, good catch on that one.
My car is a machine - its not a robot.
My dildo is a machine - its not a robot.
My computer is a machine - its not a robot.
If my computer was mounted on a mechanical body, It might qualify as one, but it would have to make decisions on its own, or at least be programmed to make decisions on its own.
My blender is a machine, not a robot.
Need I go on?