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Posted 19 October 2005 - 08:05 PM

Just a little, I am your life,
as for me you take there or, someone is 1 year old,
just a little I am your life,
as for me whether you worry, someone is 1 year old,
you betray those, * I your true friend now am only,
you betray those, * there is I permanently there,

I your dream, am the substance which is made,
I must steal, when, it is your eye,
as for me when being possible to feel, it is your pain, but
it is sad, adjust

as for me Your dream, was perplexed it is the heart which
I while being left, am your eye,
I while returning, am your pain,
that is sad, but you adjust you know that

it is my mask,
my cover, it is my refuge,
it is my mask,
it makes responsibility or, someone is 1 year old,
to do my work
I become dirty do the work and the scapegoat where in order
to do my behavior in order
for you whether shamed someone as for with one Certain

I your dream, am the substance which is made,
I must steal, when, it is your eye,
as for me when being possible to feel, it is your pain, but
it is sad, adjust

I your dream, am the heart which was perplexed,
I while being left, am your eye,
I while returning, am your pain,
that is sad, but you know that you adjust,

hatred, I am your hatred,
I when thinking that we want love, am your hatred,
as for the payment, Price is paid,
the payment, because at all it is not fair,

just a little, I am your life,
as for me whether you took here, someone is 1 year old,
just a little, I am your life,
and I already do not worry,

I your dream, am the substance which is made,
I must steal, when, it is your eye,
as for me when being possible to feel, it is your pain, but
it is sad, adjust

I am your truth which informs lie,
I am the alibi where you are inferred,
as for me Inside your eye which is opened is,
am I, but

it is sad, adjust

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 01:15 AM

I'm afraid I don't recognize that song. And at least wait for one person to be confirmed as guessing properly before you just go about screwing it up. pinch.gif
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 09:01 AM

"Sad but true" - Metallica

I don't have one right now, so I'll leave it open for however wants to continue.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 09:05 AM

Slade... yup it was a snippet from the Croquet game.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 10:04 AM

Room, Last the border. These people is navigation of the sun boat purpose. It is strange and her 5 year task which it discovers, The new world, New life and it searched a new civilization and it put out
It respects. Talking and the man before the branch without being in the place for
It respects.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:11 AM

"Space, the final frontieer" was retranslated as "Room, Last the border"? biggrin.gif

By the way, that's from Star Trek.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:55 AM

So... who's freakin' turn is it?
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:40 PM

I don't know, I keep forfeiting my turn (I still don't have an engrish translation for the game), so I guess whoever comes first can take the turn.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:35 PM

It possesses the thing dream where as for me this nation of 1 day rises, has lived from true meaning of principle: "As for us these truths which are kept because it is self-explanatory it is that all person, it was drawn up same. "As for me on the 1st of hill whose Georgia is red, it possesses the dream where the son of the owner of the son of the slave before and the slave before can sit down together with the table of same trade union. I 1 day Mississippi state, possess the dream which state of heat of complete unfairness unfairness of heat of pressure sufficiently becomes deformed in the oasis of freedom and justice. I possess the thing dream which has come with the nation which is not judged the child whose me are small with the color of their skin by the contents of their qualities. I today possess dream!
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:42 PM

Martin Luther King's "I have a dream," speech.

Inside one motion which by outside is not to act above
Aim the force which does to be lop-sided inside motion
The fact that it stayed. Outside the balance is not caught above by a force
In one remainder which is not to act aim in remainder
The fact that it stayed.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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