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Kill Jar Jar! The most creative way to off Jar Jar Binks?
#18
Posted 28 July 2006 - 01:30 PM
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Jul 28 2006, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I bet it'd be satisfying but his death should also be funny, and should suit him. I can come up with stuff like 'Hang him on a tree, shoot him, gut him and then run him over with a Buick', but there's not much fun in that.
Would being shot in the testicals by Robocop be a funny death for him?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#22
Posted 15 August 2006 - 06:28 PM
Crucify him upside down after ripping out his testicles.
That is the most creative way. And the way he is worthy for.
That is the most creative way. And the way he is worthy for.
#24
Posted 14 November 2006 - 05:04 AM
enslaved on ds 1 or 2 with construction and maintainence, gets blown up on board.
Ran out of friends in ep3 so he tried to break into palpy's office to exact revenge getting killed in the process
remotely lands his own craft ontop of himself crushing himself
captured by ewok handler out of Forces of Corruptionj
and more.
Ran out of friends in ep3 so he tried to break into palpy's office to exact revenge getting killed in the process
remotely lands his own craft ontop of himself crushing himself
captured by ewok handler out of Forces of Corruptionj
and more.
#26
Posted 15 November 2006 - 01:43 AM
Republic News Broadcaster: "Earlier this morning in the East Sector of Coruscant, Gungan resident Jar Jar Binks was found shot in the back of the head seven times by laser blaster. Officials closed the case several hours later, ruling the death as a suicide. In other news..."
#27
Posted 27 January 2007 - 07:08 AM
Ten Ways to Kill Jar Jar
Hmm... Let's see:
1. Seppuku/Hari Kari (Japanese Ritual Suicide) For his betrayal in ATOC, that big toad thing (not Jabba, the other one) orders him to commit Seppuku. In Seppuku you stab yourself in the gut, slice left to right, which doesn't kill you. Only hurts a lot. Then an aide or enemy who respects you cuts your head off to finish the job. If they get the cut wrong, like, bad karma on them. If an aide: any Nubian qualifies, but why risk the stain on such a nice costume? If an enemy who respects him, well, no one respects him except George Lucas. Lucas makes cameos, but is Jar Jar's biggest fan. In other word, nobody qualifies. But Since Jar Jar is a comic genius, I have an idea. Jar jar can cut off his own head. Unfortunately, being a Looney Tunes character, if he did another one would immediately sprout up in place. Jar Jar is indeed immortal.
2. A refrigerator falls on him.
3. He's arrested for sending dirty email to an Imperial Page.
4. Someone forgets to feed him.
5. He's on Alderaan at the precise spot the Death Star beam hits. Bending over to pick something up.
6. He mistakes Polonium-210 for Salt.
7. He gets too big and Padme decides to flush him down the toilet.
8. He's looking at a light saber real close when he finds the on switch.
9. He walks in on a Black Panthers meeting.
10. Luke Skywalker mistakes him for a Womp Rat.
Hmm... Let's see:
1. Seppuku/Hari Kari (Japanese Ritual Suicide) For his betrayal in ATOC, that big toad thing (not Jabba, the other one) orders him to commit Seppuku. In Seppuku you stab yourself in the gut, slice left to right, which doesn't kill you. Only hurts a lot. Then an aide or enemy who respects you cuts your head off to finish the job. If they get the cut wrong, like, bad karma on them. If an aide: any Nubian qualifies, but why risk the stain on such a nice costume? If an enemy who respects him, well, no one respects him except George Lucas. Lucas makes cameos, but is Jar Jar's biggest fan. In other word, nobody qualifies. But Since Jar Jar is a comic genius, I have an idea. Jar jar can cut off his own head. Unfortunately, being a Looney Tunes character, if he did another one would immediately sprout up in place. Jar Jar is indeed immortal.
2. A refrigerator falls on him.
3. He's arrested for sending dirty email to an Imperial Page.
4. Someone forgets to feed him.
5. He's on Alderaan at the precise spot the Death Star beam hits. Bending over to pick something up.
6. He mistakes Polonium-210 for Salt.
7. He gets too big and Padme decides to flush him down the toilet.
8. He's looking at a light saber real close when he finds the on switch.
9. He walks in on a Black Panthers meeting.
10. Luke Skywalker mistakes him for a Womp Rat.
This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 27 January 2007 - 07:12 AM
#28
Posted 27 November 2008 - 01:36 PM
QUOTE (Storm @ Jun 29 2006, 09:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am content assuming that Jar Jar Binks was on Alderaan when it was destroyed. It really brings a new sense of satisfaction to that scene in ANH.
that's sick taking pleasure from death of billions for seeing the most annoying character ever die.
Oh well WE are sick then.
I CONCUR
Additionally i vote the lava and chocking with his ears deaths.
I also propose to feed him to the sand monster of Return of the Jedi. It was a million year death i think. Oh yeah
#29
Posted 03 January 2009 - 03:45 AM
What about having R2 get fed up with him, then soaking him in oil or whatever that liquid was he used on the super battle droids in ROTS, then lighting up his rockets (you know, the ones that don't exist in the OT) and then watching Jar-Jar scream in agony as he slowly melts away...R2 beeps incessantly "get out of my trilogy bitch!!!" while bouncing on legs that he flew on only moments ago, as the scene closes...