[Ninja Duck]

Hey there. There hasn't been any collaborative writing or other fun creative stuff around here lately, so I thought I'd get the ball rolling with a little contest.

The Contest
Go to Conservapedia and write a good article. Your goal is to use Poe's Law to its maximum efficiency: Write the craziest, most obvious parody you can without anyone noticing.

Write about whatever topic you want. Some ideas: Pick your favorite newspaper and expose its liberal slant, or write about how soy makes you gay, or explain how some non-Christian religion is immoral.

Rules
1. The contest is in the month of May. You must have finished writing your article by May 31st. Allow a week or two for judging.
2. Use a new account. No fair if you already have an account there with a (good) reputation.

Judging
The most successful article will have the most outrageous statements and dodgiest references, and be the most accepted by the Conservapedia community. A compliment from the site's founder means you've won.

Prizes
The winner gets smug superiority.
Everyone else goes to Hell, probably.

Anyone interested?

[TheOrator]

Helllz yes.

[Ninja Duck]

Tell us what your article is called when you start it, but don't link to it. It could be bad if they follow the traffic back to this thread.

[J m HofMarN]

I'm in.

[Gobbler]

We got ourselves a Pulitzer winner here, methinks.