Kill Jar Jar! The most creative way to off Jar Jar Binks?
#1
Posted 03 June 2006 - 02:41 PM
So, what can the rest of you come up with for Jar Jar's premature, and hopefully PAINFUL demise? My own, and admittedly, limited list so far includes:
Coating him with gravy and throwing him to starving Ewoks, whereupon the Ewoks would die horribly of Gungan poisoning, thus ridding the Star Wars universe of TWO annoying life forms.
Dressing him up in a slave girl costume and selling him to a Hutt.
Turning him over to the younglings in the Jedi temple for lightsaber sparring practice, without first making sure he HAS a lightsaber.
Put him in charge of defending the younglings when Anakin shows up, again without giving him a lightsaber.
What about the rest of you?
#2
Posted 03 June 2006 - 03:29 PM
#3
Posted 07 June 2006 - 07:55 PM
but having anakin force choke him would have been great, on mustafar so he could fall in lava afterwards.
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#4
Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:22 PM
By Ewoks. Who immediately turn around, and, in true comic-relief manner, get crushed by their own traps.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 07 June 2006 - 09:27 PM
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#6
Posted 18 June 2006 - 02:13 PM
I actually prepeared to yell "I knew there was still good in him" in the theater. Maybe not as unique as I t hought it was.
Other things I'd like to see:
- Jar Jar drowning in Lava.
- Electroluted by Palpy; don't know why he would do that, but watching would be fun!
- He has a fatal accident with an air lock. Much like the "dark clown" in "Trippin' the rift.'
And...he get's strangeled with his own floppy ears! Brilliant, Otal Nimrodi!
#7
Posted 18 June 2006 - 02:38 PM
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#8
Posted 18 June 2006 - 02:40 PM
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#11
Posted 29 June 2006 - 06:58 PM
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#12
Posted 30 June 2006 - 02:11 AM
He was?
Coooool...
#13
Posted 28 July 2006 - 08:38 AM
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#15
Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:28 AM