Episode 1 Caption Competition Warning: large images.
#1
Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:26 AM
"Your Majesty, the local Gilbert and Sullivan society called. They want their Mikado cosutmes back."
"My God, this is how Lucas sees the young Anakin Skywalker?"
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#5
Posted 23 September 2005 - 04:41 PM
[quote=Helena,Sep 23 2005, 07:26 AM]
INTERIOR: The Cantina on Tattooine
Space Jockey at bar, obviously intoxicated:"Do you know why all the elected Queens of Naboo have that red dot on their forehead?"
Hammerhead, Obviously intoxicated "hkguigfui (No, why?)"
Space Jockey, obviously Intoxicated "Because their underage, secretly married in a ceremony husbands press their index finger into their foreheads and ask 'why are you so f-ing ugly, and what the hell kind of society elects a Queen, a 14 year old one at that?"
INTERIOR: The Cantina on Tattooine
Space Jockey at bar, obviously intoxicated:"Do you know why all the elected Queens of Naboo have that red dot on their forehead?"
Hammerhead, Obviously intoxicated "hkguigfui (No, why?)"
Space Jockey, obviously Intoxicated "Because their underage, secretly married in a ceremony husbands press their index finger into their foreheads and ask 'why are you so f-ing ugly, and what the hell kind of society elects a Queen, a 14 year old one at that?"
#7
Posted 23 September 2005 - 06:42 PM
Just a game, really. Judging which captions were 'best' would take far too much effort.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
QUOTE
Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#8
Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:10 PM
"Once you master this, you may join the league of shadows."
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
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#9
Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:19 PM
"mmmm... that's it baby, take it all off... work that tan..."
"...and that's why i think Tatooine should host the next Olympics."
"I now pronounce you 'man and wife'... that things a woman right?"
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#11
Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:32 PM
The Dark Lord of the Sith, ladies and gentlemen.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
QUOTE
Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#14
Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:53 PM
"When you become president of the galaxy, then you can have your precious pet kitten 'mittens' back."
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)