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He'll probably make an update about it and refer to us "cock suckers", or words to that effect.
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SimeSublime 
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 01:37 AM
How's the beard coming along?
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 03:13 AM
why is it that so many places in Australia have such ridiculous names? Wanneroo for example.
Also, what colour is the emergency stop button on a Boeing 747?
Also, what colour is the emergency stop button on a Boeing 747?
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 07:37 AM
Dear Yahtzee,
I want to get my own fellowship of ass-kissers. How would I go about doing that?
-looktothesky
I want to get my own fellowship of ass-kissers. How would I go about doing that?
-looktothesky
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 10:05 AM
To he whose name begins with a Y.
If you taped a hose in a horse's mouth, could you make it drink?
What WERE all the names of those 'Hugh, Grue, Barney Mc Spew' guys?
Girdag
If you taped a hose in a horse's mouth, could you make it drink?
What WERE all the names of those 'Hugh, Grue, Barney Mc Spew' guys?
Girdag
This post has been edited by Girdag Fireskull: 15 September 2005 - 10:06 AM
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 10:09 AM
Beer is an acquired taste, right? So why did the first person to brew a pint sip some, and go "This'll fucking sell like no-ones business?"
How can we explain the discrepancy between cranberries (revolting red balls of crap) and cranberry juice (the single lushest non-alcoholic drink ever)?
How do I stop pre-teens with Stella standing right next to my lounge window? Its not a nice feeling, they can literally just look right in.
People say "the grass is always greener on the other side". So why not just put decking in?
Are any of these questions any sodding use?
How can we explain the discrepancy between cranberries (revolting red balls of crap) and cranberry juice (the single lushest non-alcoholic drink ever)?
How do I stop pre-teens with Stella standing right next to my lounge window? Its not a nice feeling, they can literally just look right in.
People say "the grass is always greener on the other side". So why not just put decking in?
Are any of these questions any sodding use?
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Less Is More v4
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 12:30 PM
How did I know he was going to call us cock suckers? The real question is if he would have said it even if I hadn't predicted he was going to... The Answer is... probably would have anyway...
And on the subject of Otal Nimrodi, I think we all have to copy and paste his name, hell I had to copy and paste it into this post.
And on the subject of Otal Nimrodi, I think we all have to copy and paste his name, hell I had to copy and paste it into this post.
This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 15 September 2005 - 12:33 PM
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 02:40 PM
I'm probably the only one who doesn't have to copy and paste it.
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 03:57 PM
QUOTE (looktothesky @ Sep 15 2005, 08:37 AM)
Dear Yahtzee,
I want to get my own fellowship of ass-kissers. How would I go about doing that?
-looktothesky
I want to get my own fellowship of ass-kissers. How would I go about doing that?
-looktothesky
With this many annal questions in such a short time, I don't think you would really want them.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 10:19 PM
Hey Yahtzee,
What in the hell do wemon do in the three hours they spend in the bathroom each fucking morning?
I'm tired of running outside, then behind my garage to take my morning piss everyday.
What in the hell do wemon do in the three hours they spend in the bathroom each fucking morning?
I'm tired of running outside, then behind my garage to take my morning piss everyday.
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Posted 16 September 2005 - 08:14 AM
Dear Yahtzee,
Is it true that if your college roommate dies, you automatically get a 4.0 GPA and/or are exempt from all homework, or was that just the plot of a movie I never bothered to watch? (*plots*)
-- Jane
Is it true that if your college roommate dies, you automatically get a 4.0 GPA and/or are exempt from all homework, or was that just the plot of a movie I never bothered to watch? (*plots*)
-- Jane
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 16 September 2005 - 03:49 PM
Why doesn't stone burn?