[J m HofMarN]

So, in light of there being bugger all occuring, I decided to rehash an old idea. No one turned in any erotic fan fiction for our last contest except Deuacon's story about me dying and also being Ron of Harry Potter....... or something? Anywho, If we can't write any awful erotic fan fic, I intend to find some and then review it. Seeing as this will be my last sensible post before I turn off google safe search and start typing in "harry potter fucked up story" and so forth, I suppose I should preserve an image of myself before I become infected with whatever I'm going to trudge into, as a sort of control group or baseline.

So here goes:

I'm J M Hoffman, it's ass oclock in the morning, and slade is kind of a dick.

[Chyld]

1.) So that'd be what you were trying to talk about when I was turning on my laptop, almost literally in my sleep!

2.) No pic, dude. How will we know your face before the horror?

3.) Pie.

[J m HofMarN]

there is no pic for i am a mystery.

and your lap top isnt the only thing you can turn on in your sleep

[Otal Nimrodi]

Its true. Once I was sleepwalking and turned on the computer and started sending nonsensical messages.

Wait, we were talking about something else, weren't we?

[Ninja Duck]

Did you forget to log out and switch accounts again, Chotal Nymroldi?

[Gobbler]

So... any results good enough to share with us, Mr. HofMarN?

[J m HofMarN]

Gobbler - Otal and myself reviewed the headless horseman/time travel/diaper fetish fan fic........... thing that I found. Now I feel cold. Now the world is cold.