Posted 12 April 2006 - 07:32 AM
So, there's this American soldier in WWII. And he's fighting. After this first day of fighting, he walks up to the sergeant and says, "Sarge, I don't know how this happened, but I think I lost my gun." And the Sergeant grabs a broomstick and says "Here, take this broomstick. IF you see any Germans, point it at them and say 'bangity bangity'." And the soldier takes the broomstick because, hey, it's his orders. And he says "But Sarge, what if we get in hand-to-hand?" And the sergeant takes a butter knife, and says "If any Germans get close enough, point this at them and say "Stabbity stabbity" So the kid takes it.
The next day, the fighting resumes. And the Germans charge, and the kid points his broomstick and says "Bangity bangity" and they fall over dead. And they get closer, and he says points the butter knife and says "Stabbity stabbity." And they start bleeding, and die. Eventually, this kid's the last guy on the battlefield. And he sees a little German walking towards him, so he points the stick and says "Bangity bangity" and nothing happens. So the guy gets closer, and he says "Stabbity stabbity" and nothing happens. And then the German walks up to him, pushes him over, walks over him, and the kid dies.
And the little German goes off into the distance saying "Tankity tankity tankity"
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