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The "Let's Mow The Lawn" Flowchart By floppydisk

#16 Chyld

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:12 PM

For those in need of yet more flow-charty goodness, Heccubus has a few up, and there's even one hidden in my archives!

Also, one I did an age ago is appearing on Heccubus' site on Saturday, so that's even ebtter

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#17 barend

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 08:43 PM

you can live in the same street as me... you just have to be quick enough to make it look like you were looking the other way before i look up.

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 09:15 PM

Floppy:"Don't even live in the same contintnt as barend. He'll find some way to get to you."

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 10:30 PM

Nah, it's alright. Just make sure that you never watch him mow his lawn.

#20 floppydisk

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 11:33 AM

I wouldn't watch him do anything with sharp objects if I were you...

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#21 barend

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 12:30 AM

I totaly lost it once, mowing the Lawn...

the neighbours looked the other way that day!!!

#22 The Lord of Dorkness

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 09:38 AM

Which continent do you live on, Barend?

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#23 SimeSublime

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 10:42 AM

He's Australian.

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#24 floppydisk

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 01:12 PM

Stay far away from him. He's got a secret base inside of a volcano and an army.

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#25 Hari Seldon

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:31 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Jun 13 2005, 03:42 PM)

He's Australian.

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*insert European sigh of relief here*

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#26 SithAvenger

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 10:20 PM

Great, I don't live in the same continent as Barend!

By the way Floppy, great flowchart!

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#27 floppydisk

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 10:31 PM

Thanks.

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#28 SimeSublime

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 03:35 AM

As far as I know, he lives in Sydney. The closest would be Supes, then those in Brisbane, then it's me. *gulps*

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#29 Dr Lecter

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Posted 02 July 2005 - 01:40 PM

If you notice, the grass outside police stations is always cut low, this is not because of Government funding. This is because the Chief of Police cuts the grass everyday so he can get a good shot when he releases minorities and shoots them saying they were escaping.

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#30 Laughlyn

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Posted 03 July 2005 - 09:40 AM

An odd response from you Lecter, since you're british and we don't have guns in this country. Well, not guns that are used for shooting escaping minorities.

Normal practice is to release the hounds.