The PT Special Editions You just know it's going to happen eventually.
#1
Posted 14 September 2006 - 05:49 PM
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#2
Posted 14 September 2006 - 09:35 PM
Lucas would add some young Boba Fett footage in EP III killing Jedi's and everyone will think it's so cool!
I'm sure there will be more banter between Obi-wan and Anakin, especially in EP II. Or, we'll have more "romance" scenes between Anakin and Padme that make us cringe, squeel, and vomit. I'm sure there will be a really stupid scene where Anakin saves Padme from some sentient impending evil, and it's not the Jedi way to kill it, but Padme is really turned on by Anakin butchering the creature to pieces. Then Obi-wan gives Anakin a high five about it later...
I don't know if we should write this stuff.... Effects Wizards employed by Lucas could be watching...
#3
Posted 15 September 2006 - 09:13 AM
Anakin's 'kill all the children' scene: The Younglings attacked first.
'Frolicking in the meadow' scene in AotC now has Jar Jar stepping in cow-pats and performing drunken pratfalls in the background. (Actually, if it helped to distract us from the awful dialogue, this might count as an improvement).
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#4
Posted 15 September 2006 - 11:55 AM
For EP II, there would be more inserted droid banter. Because we didn't cringe enough from it in EP III. Lucas adds more of this, completely dumbing down the film so that it's not even a slight improvement from the dissapointment that is EP I.
And for EP III, Lucas will call Ian Mcdiarmid back to be Palpatine again, and this time, more unnecessary facial expression, this time with sound effects. Example:
Palps: Do you know why they won't make you a Jedi master? (Looks like he sees a naked woman and coos)
Anakin: No, I wish I knew.
Palps: They don't trust you... (squeezes lips together and farts)
Anakin: (blank stare)
Palps: (grinning) You see Anakin, the Jedi Counsel consider you too powerfull to control. (opens his mouth wide open and makes bird sounds)
Anakin: (again, blank stare)
fin
And this will be accepted by Lucas and all who deem his work "spawn of diety."
#5
Posted 15 September 2006 - 12:43 PM
Great!
Well, we do know he's doing a tweaked set in May 2007 with CG Yoda. Hopefully many more of these great changes will occur to bring the movies closer to his "definitive vision" that he "always intended" !
LOL
#6
Posted 15 September 2006 - 09:11 PM
Instalment for EP II: An extended scene involving Padme and Anakin when they go back to Naboo. Padme wonders why her refrigerator isn't working so Anakin tries to fix it. There's some cheap comedy here and Padme gives up and calls Sio Bibble to come and fix it. He comes over and here we see "1138" tattooed above his butt crack while bending over and fixing the fridge.
The comentary by George Lucas for this scene as follows:
George Lucas: I deleted this scene first off because it didn't have much to do with the story.
Rick MacCollum: Yeah, this wasn't my favorite scene either.
GL: But too many people were wondering where was the "1138" reference in this film. So now I went back and found it, I hope it's not too obvious.
RM: What's not too obvious? Oh f*ck! That man has 1138 tattooed on his *ss!
GL: That's what I'm talking about, Rick. And don't say stuff like that. I told you not to. Go to your room.
RM: ...but George, ...I ....
GL: Go! ... Go! Potty mouth!
RM: (sounds of Rick MacCollum getting up from his chair and stomping off)
fin
And finally, EP III will indeed have a young Han Solo and Lando Calrisian playing a game that looks amazingly similar to Texas Holdem in a canteena. Thus showing us that Lando Calrisian did lose the Millenium Falcon to Han Solo, fair and square, even when the two of them weren't even old enough to fly the thing, or even let alone be in a canteena! They'd be like five years old, max!
#7
Posted 16 September 2006 - 06:21 AM
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#9
Posted 16 September 2006 - 10:51 PM
#10
Posted 17 September 2006 - 04:21 PM
funny, yukai.
I predict Jar-Jar's antics will become part of the new extended treehouse storytime scene, in Star Wars: Episode: VI: Return of the Jedi III. Everyone involved is excited about this New production number. Long since having sold out to Lucasfilm, the Star Wars in 30 minutes guy will pen C3P0's show.
But certainly, Star Wars will be redone in the future, and will be shaped to reflect it's creators.
People already get excited that there's going to be a movie based on an another movie. Or a cartoon show. Or based on a television show from decades ago.
A remake of the OT could be bigger than Lord of the Rings.
Failure or not, it would kick the PT's ass.
This post has been edited by Despondent: 17 September 2006 - 04:37 PM
#11
Posted 18 September 2006 - 08:59 AM
#12
Posted 25 September 2006 - 08:36 PM
fine.
i got what i want now... he can do what he likes.
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#13
Posted 25 September 2006 - 11:15 PM
Even companies that go under have their stuff snatched up by somebody somewhere, unless through some clerifcal error or massive shift in public taste, they slip through the cracks.
Best we can hope for is some fan friendly consumerist gets a hold of them. But don't get your hopes up. Your DVDs will wear out before Star Wars becomes public domain.