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Mirithorn 
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:28 PM
Posted on the wrong thread. 
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 18 October 2005 - 05:31 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:54 PM
What did you post?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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barend
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 06:57 PM
QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Oct 18 2005, 08:25 AM)
I remember at work once, one of the other staff members were trying to shoo away a fly, and slapped a customer.
THAT"S @#$%ING GREAT!!!!! i literally LOLed then.
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Mirithorn
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 07:26 PM
Wait, no, my story is still relevant. Once I was drinking soda, and I tried to take a sip but missed my mouth by about a foot and almost drenched someone at the table behind me.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Dorothy
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 09:15 AM
Mirithorn, it sounds like you have a drinking problem.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Zatoichi
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 04:01 PM
Bwahahahaha!
Oh my sides are in pain.
Why must you make me laugh while I'm in a library?
People are starting to give me funny looks.
Oh my sides are in pain.
Why must you make me laugh while I'm in a library?
People are starting to give me funny looks.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Dorothy
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 04:03 PM
SNAP OUT OF IT *slap, slap*
Ok, I think I got it right that time, huh?
Ok, I think I got it right that time, huh?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Zatoichi
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 04:14 PM
*feels one side of face* hey, that hurt 
No, no, it goes like this:
*light slap* *pause* *slap hard enough to knock the person over if they weren't ready for it* SNAP OUT OF IT!
No, no, it goes like this:
*light slap* *pause* *slap hard enough to knock the person over if they weren't ready for it* SNAP OUT OF IT!
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 19 October 2005 - 04:15 PM
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Dorothy
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 04:24 PM
Gotcha. I'll have to try that.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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barend
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 08:28 PM
i was at McDonalds one time with a friend and his older brother...
i knocked my coke of the side of the table, and reacted like lightening.
knowing i wwouldn't catch it in time over the edge, i swung my hand towards myself and under the table and intercepted the drink with my upside down hand from under the table...
not a drop was spilled..
my friends brother actually laughed for some reason even though it was the coolest thing ever..
5 minutes later he knocked his drink off the table and tried the same thing...
he ended up knocking it out of the air accross the eating area, the impact of his hit bent the cup so that the lid came off aswell, and coke sprayed over everywhere and everyone in that direction.
it was utterly hillarious!!!
i knocked my coke of the side of the table, and reacted like lightening.
knowing i wwouldn't catch it in time over the edge, i swung my hand towards myself and under the table and intercepted the drink with my upside down hand from under the table...
not a drop was spilled..
my friends brother actually laughed for some reason even though it was the coolest thing ever..
5 minutes later he knocked his drink off the table and tried the same thing...
he ended up knocking it out of the air accross the eating area, the impact of his hit bent the cup so that the lid came off aswell, and coke sprayed over everywhere and everyone in that direction.
it was utterly hillarious!!!
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:19 AM
Once I was driving to a friends house. On the way I got a call, asking me to stop in at maccas and pick up $10 worth of cheeseburgers. It was about 10pm, so they had the manager working in the drivethrough window. When I asked for $10 worth of cheeseburgers, he asked me how many that was. I replied "I don't know, it's your store".
Another time I was inside maccas, and was relating the above story to some friends. As I finished, one friend said "Well what do you expect from a McDonalds manager?", as the manager of the store we were in was handing him his food. He got rathe embarrassed when she snapped at him.
Another time I was inside maccas, and was relating the above story to some friends. As I finished, one friend said "Well what do you expect from a McDonalds manager?", as the manager of the store we were in was handing him his food. He got rathe embarrassed when she snapped at him.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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