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#2
Posted 01 April 2005 - 11:48 AM
You forgot the recent media craze:
Blogging is the next big thing to come off the Interweb
And I’ll have you know that those damned hamsters abducted me a quite alot in my youth, or was that Michael? Oh well I know it was at least one, or both.
Blogging is the next big thing to come off the Interweb
And I’ll have you know that those damned hamsters abducted me a quite alot in my youth, or was that Michael? Oh well I know it was at least one, or both.
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#3
Posted 01 April 2005 - 05:57 PM
Although I fear the winged hamsters may appear on the scene at somepoint (shortly followed by GWB connecting them with Bin Laden), The crazy climbing people are most likely.
Blogging will get a backlash sooner or later, 99% of them just remind me of those crappy AOL 'my first website' things that plagued the Net in it's early days.
Blogging will get a backlash sooner or later, 99% of them just remind me of those crappy AOL 'my first website' things that plagued the Net in it's early days.
#5
Posted 04 April 2005 - 01:01 AM
"terrorists fly plane into george bushes face..." would be a nice start...
"same explosion kills george lucas" would be good right after that...
but better yet:
"Newly ellected Prime Minister Barend makes funny at peace conference when he declares: 'Colon in an asshole, Dick is a Prick and Bush is C*nt!' "
"same explosion kills george lucas" would be good right after that...
but better yet:
"Newly ellected Prime Minister Barend makes funny at peace conference when he declares: 'Colon in an asshole, Dick is a Prick and Bush is C*nt!' "
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#6
Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:57 AM
But what would you be Prime Minister of?
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#7
Posted 04 April 2005 - 06:44 PM
Nieuw Holland of course!
(AKA Australia)
(AKA Australia)
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#9
Posted 01 May 2005 - 03:13 AM
It'd have to be the hampsters, as American's are the apex of humanity, and their minor flaws cannot be their own fault.
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#12
Posted 24 August 2005 - 07:27 AM
Hamsters from space climb up a building to abduct Michael Jackson and... erm... one other person and make them both morbidly obese, before having their entire species pronounced guilty by the Q on charges of being deceptively cute and cuddly looking.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#15
Posted 30 August 2005 - 01:07 PM
Kirby, who the hell did you lend your Thread Necromancer card to?
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