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Alright man, I went easy on you last time, I only accused you of spawning Paris Hilton one time. But this time, it's personal. You've threatened the stability of the region, you've allowed Al Shoppingcartfulloftwatta operatives into your domain[name] and then you secretly conspired to outpost me. This time I'm pulling out all the stops and going for the juggular.
...But you'll still contribute to my Hitting A Bear in the Crotch with a Salami event, won't you? I should be ever so sad if you missed it.
Prepare for WAR! like Iraq War 2 only with Chyld
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J m HofMarN 
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:00 AM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:09 AM
Finally something interesting happening! 
... ho~hurmm... that of course leaves the question... for who should I cheer?
... ho~hurmm... that of course leaves the question... for who should I cheer?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:29 AM
Cheer for me. You're already helping my post count by giving me something vaguely reply-to-able.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:39 AM
Me already being a bored twat is not really a good reason to cheer for you, now is it? You'll have to come up with something better, if I'm to cheer for you and risk facing Mr. Sublime's wrath.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:47 AM
Mr. Sublime is on our side. He's my ambassador to China I believe. I need the support of... things... and... people... I am a nice man with happy feelings. Also, Chyld must die.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 06:53 AM
But Mr. Chyld's got a skull... 
Edit: Forgot the honorifics. >_<
Edit: Forgot the honorifics. >_<
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 09:57 PM
A skul, a shopping cart, and a sock drawer full of odd socks. And some big cannons I'll put up later.
*revs the spamgines*
*revs the spamgines*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:12 PM
Bring it! Never shall you equal my one day total post count!
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 01:52 AM
Bah. I'm so bored at work right now that I'm usually posting around 25 times each day. Posting 50 once ain't that big a deal, really. You should all try a little harder. 
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:23 AM
You are a bad bad man Mr Gobbler.
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:28 AM
Thank you. 
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:41 AM
So have you decided which side of the war to join? I think the choice is obvious... You can joi nme... Or DIE... BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 04:13 AM
Beats me. But yeah, come to think about it, my current PPS-rate (Posts per Second) is really suited to join this epic postrace, therefore I think I'll just cheer for myself. Go me!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
