Star Wars III, hottest actress?? vote
#2
Posted 12 May 2005 - 06:06 PM
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:04 PM
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#5
Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:25 PM
God damned Star Wars threads...
This post has been edited by Chyld: 12 May 2005 - 07:26 PM
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 08:36 PM
#8
Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:53 PM
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#9
Posted 13 May 2005 - 08:25 AM
I'm sure Nick Jamilla would have plenty to say about the technical merits of her saber form.
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#10
Posted 13 May 2005 - 09:13 AM
Sorry, Dr. Detroit flashback there.
Commercialization? What's that? Let's have some Bond Girls with kooky private parts pun names while we're at it. Which member does this jedi cut off when she goes over to the Dark Side?
Boring.
I'd like to see a Jedi warrior woman with more to her than this. Where's Eowyn when you need her? *sigh*
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#11
Posted 13 May 2005 - 10:02 AM
I question the sanity, never mind the training, of any Jedi who dresses like that. But then there's that Twi'lek girl in AotC as well... As I believe I've pointed out before, the ancient Jedi traditions apparently allow for a relaxation of the normal dress code as long as you're a hot babe.
As rangwe says, why couldn't we have a female Jedi who can do more than look pretty? Bastila in KOTOR (yeah, sorry to go on about it again) was beautiful, but she was also a strong and well-rounded character with an important role in the game. And while I can't really judge how 'sexy' a man would find her, personally I find her far more attractive than any of the female characters in the PT. Sexiness isn't just about looks (in my view, at least.)
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#12
Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:31 PM
Bastila was a pretty good character. I dunno. I think the girl with the bare midriff who can kickass thing is pretty played out. Why are people afraid of the girl wearing traditionally appropriate armor who can kick ass?
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#13
Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:04 PM
There's a lot of more basic possibilities out there. The face of girl power is not limited to "playboy playmate with a heart of gold and a degree in astrogation", or "Daemon girl with no soul who sends little boys to hell". Yeah, I want sex and power, but I want it to be *exciting*, not this faux diamond, Turtlewax crap.
The magazine cover's just a joke. I got a chuckle out of it. Hey, why not, everything else is for sale in Star Wars, why not sell Jedi Sluts to lure in another demographic. Good one, Lucas, way to tap into the "Poser" slick-oil sales pitch and degrade the franchise even more. It worked for Britany Spears and Christina Aguelara - when the talent act gets thin, always go for Slut Marketing! Downgrade this to JUNK status.
Nobody's buying. Time to sell before the market crashes.
/disgust
- rangwe
#14
Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:43 PM
Just a clarification.
#15
Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:01 PM
You know, I can just imagine a Star Wars equivalent of Playboy doing a feature like that. 'HOT JEDI GIRLZ!!'
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