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#138
Posted 27 May 2005 - 12:54 AM
Ok, fair enough. Ya'll are cardinals.
And if barend wants his own vatican that acts like a casino, I'd say he's still being more honest with his intent than he present Church. Just, you know, don't kill anybody or deal drugs and all that...
And if barend wants his own vatican that acts like a casino, I'd say he's still being more honest with his intent than he present Church. Just, you know, don't kill anybody or deal drugs and all that...
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#139
Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:18 AM
No murders, no dealing drugs. No prostitution, no funding private armies.
So, Sladadict, you have your church.
Lead us... but remember, this papacy has no doctrine of infallibility.
Otherwise I for one will break off and form a Sith brotherhood and name myself Darth Shadroth, Dark Lord of the Sith.
So, Sladadict, you have your church.
Lead us... but remember, this papacy has no doctrine of infallibility.
Otherwise I for one will break off and form a Sith brotherhood and name myself Darth Shadroth, Dark Lord of the Sith.
#140
Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:21 AM
What about severely maiming people? That is, if they really deserve it, of course!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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#142
Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:36 AM
With The HOLY Big Fuckoff Knife! Tis The Divine BFK!
(*insert choir of angels here*)
(*insert choir of angels here*)
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#143
Posted 27 May 2005 - 02:36 AM
*Blesses the BFK with +10 holy water.* Now it's the holy Big Fuckoff Knife.
Mnesymone, uh... what is it they always say? Blah blah... anger, hate, emotion lead to the dark side, the darkside leads to you trying to kill everybody and rule the galaxy, something like that?
On second thought, go ahead and join the Sith. You'll come back when you realize that the Force isn't real. Midichlorians are no match for a man in a pointy hat!
But maiming shouldn't be done either, I'm afraid.
And the papacy worked fine until 1870 without an infallibility doctrine, I don't see why it can't now.
Is it ok if the pope is also a pirate?
Mnesymone, uh... what is it they always say? Blah blah... anger, hate, emotion lead to the dark side, the darkside leads to you trying to kill everybody and rule the galaxy, something like that?
On second thought, go ahead and join the Sith. You'll come back when you realize that the Force isn't real. Midichlorians are no match for a man in a pointy hat!
But maiming shouldn't be done either, I'm afraid.
And the papacy worked fine until 1870 without an infallibility doctrine, I don't see why it can't now.
Is it ok if the pope is also a pirate?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#145
Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:34 AM
QUOTE (Mnesymone @ May 27 2005, 03:04 AM)
It isn't okay if the pope isn't a pirate.
The pope and all cardinals must be pirates!
Which, by amazing coincidence, they are.
Yarr!
The pope and all cardinals must be pirates!
Which, by amazing coincidence, they are.
Yarr!
QUOTE (Slade @ May 27 2005, 02:36 AM)
And the papacy worked fine until 1870 without an infallibility doctrine, I don't see why it can't now.
Dude, that infallibility doctrine is BS. And didn't we already decide in this thread that you're not infallible?
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