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Merry/Happy Christmahannakwanzakah I know it's early
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 02:21 PM
Well i thought I would wish every body a Jolly Christmahannakwanzakah. Of course if you are Jewish it is Hannakah i am wishing you happy, Christian it would be Christmas, or if you are African American, Happy Kwanzah. And if you are "politically correct" merry Christmahannakwanzakah.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 03:11 PM
I find this highly offensive as one who celebrates this time of year, not from a religious view at all. My ancestors invented this holiday and they were a far cry from Jewish Christians that just happen to be black.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 03:43 PM
I am offended by any offense caused by the term "Chirsmas". Grr...
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 03:59 PM
I am offended that the word you used did not include many religions, such as Buddhism, Sikkhism, Hinduism, Islam OR giant-snake-who-gets-human-sacrifices-every-year worship.
Also, on behalf of Puritans, I object to the terms "merry" and "happy". Christmas is a religious holiday. You should not be happy OR merry on religious holidays. You should not be "happy" or "merry" EVER. You should sit in your basement and hit yourself repeatedly with a hot poker to cleanse yourself of sin.
Also, on behalf of Puritans, I object to the terms "merry" and "happy". Christmas is a religious holiday. You should not be happy OR merry on religious holidays. You should not be "happy" or "merry" EVER. You should sit in your basement and hit yourself repeatedly with a hot poker to cleanse yourself of sin.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:54 PM
What about the Winter Solstice? That's the REAL holiday. Everyone else STOLE IT. 
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:35 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 28 2005, 03:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am offended that the word you used did not include many religions, such as Buddhism, Sikkhism, Hinduism, Islam OR giant-snake-who-gets-human-sacrifices-every-year worship.
What about ancient Egyptian holidays? Anubis still has a cult somewhere, I'm sure of it.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:57 PM
I am offended by this entire thread.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:10 PM
well a fine Christmahannakwanzakahboxingdarwinlifeday to you all to!
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:12 PM
Happy holidays might suffice.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:18 PM
Bah, I'll wish you all a Merry Christmas if I want to, and if you don't celebrate it (as more than just a corporate scam) then just ignore what I just wished you. Plain and simple.
Mirithorn, spot on with those Puritans. It would probably also apply to several other Protestant denominations.
Mirithorn, spot on with those Puritans. It would probably also apply to several other Protestant denominations.
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"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:45 PM
Why? Spoon Poetic hasn't done anything damnable in this thread yet.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:00 PM
It doesn't count if you're just saying it to follow a trend.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:12 PM
Maybe Spoon Poetic can be convinced through that logic, therefore, that he's just following his own trend by making peoples' brains hurt. And that this is a bad thing.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"