heretic_princess:
Icey: hi
heretic_princess:
Icey: how are you young pretty lady?
heretic_princess: im good u?
Icey: i am very good!!!
heretic_princess: asl please
Icey: ASL? I no understand.
heretic_princess: where you from?
Icey: I am originally from Promithia southeast of Latvia! Very small countries!
you pretty lady?
heretic_princess: i guess i am
how old are you?
Icey: i am nineteene yeares olds. My english not very good, I only live in America for three yeares now!
heretic_princess: what part of the us you live in?
Icey: I live in small town of Barryville in New Yorks!
You???
heretic_princess: arkansas
Icey: never heared about it. Is that in Afrikaland?
heretic_princess: in the united state
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Icey: oh yes! I am sorry, I know little outside of Barryville! I only been there and my olde hometowns Rugbraud!
heretic_princess: ok
Icey: I am sorry, I must appear very stupid to you American edukationated peoples. I just work the computer machine.
heretic_princess: ok
Icey: Where do you works?
heretic_princess: at a bank
Icey: So you handles the moneys! You must be very richs!
heretic_princess: nope im poor
Icey: You live in box like ungle Niordzel?
heretic_princess: no i live in a house
just poor b/c of the bills i have to pay
Icey: Bill ruined Niordzel's life, always pay bill so he don't break legs or hands like on uncle!!!
heretic_princess: yeah
Icey: Teh police sheriff doesn't do nything cuz he's Bill's brother. So we all pay Bill money so he don't put our tent on fire while we sleeps.
I am thinkening of making him an accident.
heretic_princess: well that is fucked up
Icey: he is very bad man, worser than Boris Yeltsin.
heretic_princess: lol
that is the dude with the thing on his face
birth mark right?
Icey: Yes, he also make babie freeze outside to lower taxies.
My auntie Hagkaup lived there and lost both babies to Boris Yeltsin!
heretic_princess: well all countries have thier bad...america aint that great
Icey: YEs. You got Bill!!!
heretic_princess: clinton?
Icey: huh?
heretic_princess: what u talking about bil?
Icey: Bill he threaten to burn my tent if I no pay!!! He break my ungle Niordzel for not payening!
heretic_princess: u lived in a tent?
Icey: yes, I lives in a tent.
with my papa, mama and five sisters.
heretic_princess: now?
Icey: yes
heretic_princess: in new york?
Icey: Barryville New York!
Bill and sheriff Gregor rule evereythings!
sometimes they take mama outside and kick her around while laughing when they gets drunk but I can'ts do anythings because then we end like uncle Niordzel!!!
heretic_princess: well seems to me u need to move the fuck away from them
Icey: I ask mama to let me move to Arkansasnas?
American women are very frontal!!!
My mom says she no trust American womans
Hello!? Pretty lady!?
heretic_princess: well
Icey: I am thinkining of running away on my bike. How fars to Arkansasnas?
heretic_princess: well way south
like near louisianan
louisiana
Icey: sixteen kilometrics?
heretic_princess: a few days drive in a car
Icey: OK, so if I steals car, I can come live?
heretic_princess: well u will be in prison then if you steal a car
Icey: but we cants afford car or gasolines! We only eates cold noodls. I needs a way to get theres to flee Bill before he puts things in me agains!
heretic_princess: what does he put in you?
Icey: all kinds stuff! Like bottles and man parts and like.... vegatibles!
heretic_princess: u have got to be kidding me
Icey: No!!! It very painful! I gots to do it or he burn tent and we sleeps on road when raining!!!
heretic_princess: ok
Icey: I have nightmares.
heretic_princess: how are you talking to me on a computer if you live in a tent?
Icey: I am hidings at my friend Jarmusch's place so they donts find me, his mama will kick me out soon. She says I'm a foreign dogman.
heretic_princess: why you a dogman?
Icey: I don't know, maybe because dogs come in our tent and pee all over clothes sometimes.
sometimes we catch and cook. good change from noodls.
heretic_princess: lol
Icey: They taste like lamb! I once had lamb in Rugbraud with auntie Hagkaup's kids funeral after Boris Yeltsin killed them with lower taxies!
She then stopped talking, but she will return, she must!