How to Increase gravity on an extreme level
#33
Posted 18 August 2005 - 10:03 PM
that's why ball bearings float in molten steel.
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#34
Posted 18 August 2005 - 10:44 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#36
Posted 19 August 2005 - 01:21 AM
i get really pissed of when they pronounce 'fillet-o-fish' as "fil-leyy o'fish"
who the fuck do they think they are?
i had some bitch at my local McD correct me on that and i corrected her shining style!!!
I said: "Fill-leyy? No nono no! don't correct me... that's a FILLET. as in to 'cut corners'... there's no way that deepfried battered collection of seafood extender in anyway resembles a fil-leyy... don't get snooty with me kid, you're out of your league"
now a i know a lot of you are going to get alll defensive on behalf of the kid, but there's no way i'm having a 14 year old who works at McDonalds talk down to me... you dig?
No clout baby!!!
and i'm an asshole, yes...
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#37
Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:51 AM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#38
Posted 22 August 2005 - 02:31 PM
Of course if they aren't getting the order right and are also not apologetic about it, then they deserve it.
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 22 August 2005 - 02:33 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#39
Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:01 PM
I lost all faith in society when I joined the service industry. This world is filled with stupid, ugly, rude, retarded assholes.
Most men on this planet are not men, they're shmucks who tell stupid jokes and their stupid girl firends laugh at them, not out of hilarity, but out of fear that nobody else would laugh. You should hear the lame jokes these guys tell. They also thinks it's funny to point out the blatantly obvious.
When they're not trying to ask you stupid questions or be funny, they're complaining about a product and demanding ridiculous things.
This post has been edited by Jordan: 22 August 2005 - 05:02 PM
#40
Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:07 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#42
Posted 23 August 2005 - 12:39 AM
i'm always polite to idiots in my job and well beyond the call of duty to answer rediculous questions like; "How long will he be in court for exactly?"
why don't you just ask me when the end of the world is, or what year Nacy Regan will die?
fuck, seriously...
and when ever i go somewhere, the people know nothing about the store they work in...
and that kid i mentioned before was trying to outclass me, if you'd hear the way that little shit said it you would have jumped over the counter and pushed his head in the frier...
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#43
Posted 23 August 2005 - 03:22 AM
I think his exact words were "We get dickheads like you here every night!"
Yeah, get back to your spatula or you won't get your £2 an hour, tossface.
#44
Posted 23 August 2005 - 04:19 PM
20 fuckin cents!
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#45
Posted 23 August 2005 - 04:31 PM
I hate it so much when you walk into a store, and the clerk looks at you like your sole desire in the world is to steal some of their overpriced crappola. Just because your not all old and pruny and working at the stupidstore, it MUST mean that you are a thief. And I think that the gravity gun was a really good idea.
Edit: when I opened this up again, all the smilies were sqwuishy.
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 23 August 2005 - 04:55 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"