Joseph Smith and Muhammed Were they ass-wipes?
#1
Posted 24 July 2006 - 01:21 PM
Muhammed went into a cave for some reason and an angel came to him and squeezed him. He then started writing the Quran, the holy book of Islam, the only true religion and way of life (according to dear Muhammed).
Who was more full of it?
#2
Posted 24 July 2006 - 03:55 PM
However, your comparison is rather flawed because you have on one hand the founder of a sect of a major religion and a founder of an entire religion. That makes it difficult to properly analyze.
#4
Posted 24 July 2006 - 04:41 PM
However, your comparison is rather flawed because you have on one hand the founder of a sect of a major religion and a founder of an entire religion. That makes it difficult to properly analyze.
Mormonism is no longer a sect. It is a religion unto itself.
And no, the two have much in common. Both were the founding prophets of two major movements in religion and spirtuality.
#5
Posted 24 July 2006 - 06:04 PM
Mormonism is something like the second-fastest growing religion in the world. And there really are a lot of similarities in the two; especially the bit about how the religions came about. Even some similarities in the rules and the heirarchy.
However, I'm not sure it's a good idea to debate about whose religion is dumber, or whatever StarWarsIsUs was trying to start...
#6
Posted 24 July 2006 - 06:55 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#7
Posted 24 July 2006 - 07:24 PM
I also like the semi-necromancy that Mormons practice.
This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 24 July 2006 - 07:46 PM
#8
Posted 24 July 2006 - 07:38 PM
muslims are a good wholesom people who blow up evil civilians and beat the shit out of women like the abominations they are.
alla praise the great righteousness of global bullies and spit on the infadleic mormans for only insulting their women and not assaulting them...
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#9
Posted 24 July 2006 - 07:47 PM
#11
Posted 24 July 2006 - 09:24 PM
ah, 2 things.
1. i'm pleanty calm
2. both those religions suck ass so i'm taking the piss out of them.
it's all in good natured dietaphobia. religions generalize more than any other group, so i'm not going to feel guilty when i generalize them.
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#12
Posted 24 July 2006 - 11:10 PM
#13
Posted 25 July 2006 - 12:06 AM
Joseph Smith smart smart smart
Martin dum dum dum
#15
Posted 25 July 2006 - 06:24 PM
fine... two wrongs DO make a right... it's called a double negative.
but have it your way...
i tell you what, come to australia and spend a month living with me, then move to an islamic state for month...
if you survive the latter, tell me which you thought was more fun or oppressive.
(slaoganizer just put up 'barend, whiter than the whitest' ...what's that about?)
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