The Puppet Master my conspiracy theory
#76
Posted 25 September 2008 - 08:07 AM
And I've seen the Jag toting, but that may have just been a Jack Daniel's induced image. Remember that JD gear we got, shit, we must have drank a bottle of stuff each.
#77
Posted 25 September 2008 - 09:05 PM
New evidence has come forth to prove the conspiracy theory. Now, I was looking for photographic evidence of the smacktard attacks when I discovered this gif reconstruction of hldme being banned.
![](http://carlnet.no-ip.org/bitch-slapped.gif)
Clearly the direction of the slap, and the velocity, should have sent his head forward. But instead it goes back, and to the left.
![](http://carlnet.no-ip.org/bitch-slapped.gif)
Back.... and to the left.
Back.... and to the left.
This indicates that at least one other shooter was present, possibly banning him from the direction of the Yahtzee Appreciation thread. It was shots from this area that probably hit Kurtt and wounded Chic.
But why is the theory that Slade was the only one who banned them taken at face value? And why did so many witness threads disappear afterwards? Were the trolls actually banned for trolling, or did they simply know too much about the true goals of Troutkrieg? Could this have been a government simulation to see how the US would react to troll infestation? Why are there chemtrails in the sky over my house all the time?
![](http://carlnet.no-ip.org/bitch-slapped.gif)
Clearly the direction of the slap, and the velocity, should have sent his head forward. But instead it goes back, and to the left.
![](http://carlnet.no-ip.org/bitch-slapped.gif)
Back.... and to the left.
Back.... and to the left.
This indicates that at least one other shooter was present, possibly banning him from the direction of the Yahtzee Appreciation thread. It was shots from this area that probably hit Kurtt and wounded Chic.
But why is the theory that Slade was the only one who banned them taken at face value? And why did so many witness threads disappear afterwards? Were the trolls actually banned for trolling, or did they simply know too much about the true goals of Troutkrieg? Could this have been a government simulation to see how the US would react to troll infestation? Why are there chemtrails in the sky over my house all the time?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#81
Posted 26 September 2008 - 02:56 AM
Did I reveal that I am a serial killer yet?
#84
Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:42 PM
![](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Xamandria/82329_Mr_T.jpg)
I pity the fool that brought us here!
#85
Posted 26 September 2008 - 07:09 PM
As long as we're not in New Bern, I'm fine.
(+10 to anyone who gets the reference. +20 to those who enjoyed it.)
#88
Posted 27 September 2008 - 01:15 PM
![](http://actualmalice.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/the_big_lebowski___jeff_bridges.jpg)
New shit has come to light, man.
It came to me in a dream that the single troll/Yahtzee theory is inherently wrong. Yahtzee is not a two bit thug. Anything he wants done, he has a loyal fan base, at least some of whom have branded themselves with his name. If he wanted to screw around with people he'd have henchmen to do it. This means that my multiple troll theory could be correct, but it does nothing to shorten the list of suspects.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 27 September 2008 - 01:18 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.