Episode III Caption This
#31
Posted 11 September 2005 - 07:20 AM
"Right, that's the last of the Jedi. Now for the mother****** who did this to my hair."
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#32
Posted 20 September 2005 - 10:24 PM
QUOTE (Helena @ Sep 11 2005, 05:20 AM)
"Right, that's the last of the Jedi. Now for the mother****** who did this to my hair."
Good one - all your caps are good, Helena.
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#35
Posted 21 September 2005 - 02:45 PM
QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Sep 20 2005, 10:27 PM)
"I may LOOK like the dude from WINGS/Ned and Stacy/and SIDEWAYS but I sure as hell can't ACT like him...."
#37
Posted 21 September 2005 - 04:40 PM
Anyone up for a game of hopskotch?
#40
Posted 22 September 2005 - 02:41 PM
QUOTE (Darth Player @ Sep 21 2005, 09:23 PM)
Good one.
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#42
Posted 22 September 2005 - 03:14 PM
The Fugitive
Vader (singing): Stop, in the name of love!
Han (sounding like Padme): You're breaking my heart
Wish I though of LA's first, Damn.
Vader (singing): Stop, in the name of love!
Han (sounding like Padme): You're breaking my heart
Wish I though of LA's first, Damn.
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 22 September 2005 - 03:18 PM
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#43
Posted 22 September 2005 - 04:57 PM
Luke: "I saw a city in the clouds...."
Yoda: "It is the future you see....."
Luke; "Han, Leia! They're going into a theatre playing the entire PT!"
Luke and Yoda: "AARRUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!"
OR
Yoda: "Then says I, 'Not if anything to do with it I have! Then Palpatine backwards went like bitch the is he, into chair his with boots in the air.....no more will I teach you today....remind tomorrow you will me of Sith lightening dodge techniques and father whose yours is....but remind me or remember to tell you I will not!"