Movies that could have been very bad But were actually very good
#47
Posted 16 October 2005 - 09:08 PM
Santa Clause Conquers The Martians is hilarious. Of course, that's kind of because it's bad...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#50
Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:54 PM
.. ed.
I enjoyed the movie Darkness Falls. Not seriously... but then, how could you take a movie about how the tooth fairy is evil seriously...? It's beautiful!
I enjoyed the movie Darkness Falls. Not seriously... but then, how could you take a movie about how the tooth fairy is evil seriously...? It's beautiful!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#52
Posted 07 January 2006 - 10:53 PM
I saw 9 to 5 earlier. That came out the year of ESB and I still saw it in the theater a time or two. It's got some funny sequences; Lily Tomlin's character has this demented (pot-induced) Mary Poppins fantasy with weel cute forest critters (animated) where she kills the boss.
Jane Fonda actually had a line that made me laugh, which I never would have expected.
You can also see her eat some meat AND shoot a gun.
Jane Fonda actually had a line that made me laugh, which I never would have expected.
You can also see her eat some meat AND shoot a gun.
#53
Posted 07 January 2006 - 11:05 PM
The Convent; horror movie trash of the highest order.
Dog soldiers; No real budget to speak of, dodgy dialogue, instant classic.
House of the Dead; Uwe Boll managed to produce a film soo bad, it went gone full circle.
Dog soldiers; No real budget to speak of, dodgy dialogue, instant classic.
House of the Dead; Uwe Boll managed to produce a film soo bad, it went gone full circle.
#57
Posted 09 January 2006 - 02:46 PM
Has anyone seen Toolbox Murders?
Though it was about murderers who murder with tools.
About a man who was deformed on the construction of a hotel followed by a curse. He lived behind the walls and set traps to feed of visitors.
I like the bit where he broke through the window with a drill to drill the lady at the back of the head. That must have tickled.
Also the end bit where he captured, I think a police or workman, and poured acid on the face after waking up.
Though it was about murderers who murder with tools.
About a man who was deformed on the construction of a hotel followed by a curse. He lived behind the walls and set traps to feed of visitors.
I like the bit where he broke through the window with a drill to drill the lady at the back of the head. That must have tickled.
Also the end bit where he captured, I think a police or workman, and poured acid on the face after waking up.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 09 January 2006 - 02:52 PM