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In my native land napping on the job is punishable by sepuku. So is undercooking the french fries at dinner. So is overcooking the french fries at dinner.
And thats why there arent a lot of ninja...
By the by, I leveled up!!!!!!!
ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)
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J m HofMarN 
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 10:15 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 02:41 AM
Woot. Thanks for that, my kidney feels loads better! Now then, who's going to be captain?
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 03:34 AM
Don't tell me we have to vote again. That always results in Barend becoming the evil overlord.
But excepting that eventuality for the moment I'd like to run on the ninja vampire platform. I am the strongest candidate because I have 100% support from my constituency.*
*My constituency= me.
But excepting that eventuality for the moment I'd like to run on the ninja vampire platform. I am the strongest candidate because I have 100% support from my constituency.*
*My constituency= me.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 09:51 AM
Technically, JM, you said you'd join our crew. And since this be our (the pirate's) boat, I see no reason why you or Slade should be captains. I say that only the pirates run for captain.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 01:34 PM
I nominate myself as Captain and say that Floppy should be made first mate! 
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 01:39 PM
You do have a point there, I'm a pirate-ninja. I don't care who leads us as long as there is raping, pillaging, grog drinking, and washing machine finding.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 02:20 PM
I second Jane's motion.
Wait, since when have pirates been democratic? Jane be captain here, and whoever don't like it can walk the plank!
Wait, since when have pirates been democratic? Jane be captain here, and whoever don't like it can walk the plank!
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 09 April 2005 - 02:21 PM
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 02:36 PM
Historically, pirates have always been democratic.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 07:13 PM
So who's the captain?
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 07:50 PM
So far it would seem to be a tie between JM and me, but we still need the votes of the others.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 08:47 PM
Aarrrrr! I be placing my vote in favour or Cap'ain Sherwood, as long as she be providin' rum for the crew......
(Laughlyn be decidely PUI (Postiing Under the Influence) right now).
(Laughlyn be decidely PUI (Postiing Under the Influence) right now).
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 09:57 PM
Hmmm only pirates eh? -Tosses on a tri-point hat and tugs my arm up my sleeve-
Yar ar ar and a yo ho and all that. Fifteen men on a dead mans breast. Anyone want some of my patented sake... I mean grog?
Yar ar ar and a yo ho and all that. Fifteen men on a dead mans breast. Anyone want some of my patented sake... I mean grog?
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Posted 09 April 2005 - 10:42 PM
You're not fooling anyone, JM.
As for my stance on the rum and grog, I think that can all be summed up with resounding "Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
(*momentarily forgetting her injury, she throws her arms out wildly on the "yo ho" and accidentally knocks over a small mug of grog, which promptly eats its way through the deck while letting off sickly green smoke; pauses and stares momentarily at the damage, then grins*)
Oooooh...we've got the good stuff!
As for my stance on the rum and grog, I think that can all be summed up with resounding "Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
(*momentarily forgetting her injury, she throws her arms out wildly on the "yo ho" and accidentally knocks over a small mug of grog, which promptly eats its way through the deck while letting off sickly green smoke; pauses and stares momentarily at the damage, then grins*)
Oooooh...we've got the good stuff!
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 09 April 2005 - 10:48 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994