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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:30 PM

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A police officer in Scotland has confessed to following the Jedi faith beloved of Star Wars film fans, respected policing analysis group Jane's reported on Thursday. Pam Fleming, a 45-year-old beat officer in Glasgow for Strathclyde Police, said that she thought all police officers "should be Jedis", when interviewed by Jane's Police Review.

"For me, it is not a joke," she said, "Being a Jedi is a way of life. "I love the Star Wars films and the concept of being a Jedi, that the faith is not divisive." Fleming said she knew of other Jedis in Strathclyde Police - the force apparently has eight in total.

http://www.smh.com.a...90424-ah1r.html


At least it's the harmless and kind of cute type of insane... smile.gif

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:48 PM

Ok. Now it's getting weird:

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She even admits to using Jedi mind tricks during interviews with suspects in ’an effort to achieve the truth’. But she tells industry magazine Police Review that she does not use ’The Force’ to influence what suspects say or do.

She said: “I have been a confirmed Jedi on force monitoring form for three years now.

“I have even started calling my probationer as a joke my Padawan (Jedi apprentice). Although I am not sure he likes that.”

http://www.thesun.co...icle2392026.ece


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“I like the principles such as inclusiveness and oneness - that we are all part of one plan.

Ha ha. What utter bullsh*t.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE (Toru-chan @ Apr 23 2009, 06:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ha ha. What utter bullsh*t.


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Posted 23 April 2009 - 08:26 PM

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“I have even started calling my probationer as a joke my Padawan (Jedi apprentice). Although I am not sure he likes that.”


Uh...

Uh...

Uhhh...

I think they can sue for that.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 10:16 PM

THis is so very, very sad.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 03:09 PM

She's completely bonkers!

Not divisive?! ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES!!! *draws weapon*
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:31 PM

OK, this is serious. Are just supposed to take her word that she will not abuse her powers? What about a polygraph? Can we write a code that she must swear by?

And what about all the other Jedi among us? In the Olympics? Can you imagine how a Jedi knight would destroy the competition? Are we going to have to test for midichlorians as well as steroids?

Jedi as diplomats? Mind tricks used in negotiations with other countries? What about internal politics? Was George W. Bush a Jedi? I can't think of any other way he could have managed to get into office!

This is a problem people! Get on your Toydarian skull mindtrick-proof helmets! They are here!!!!!
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