[Just your average movie goer]

The reason people follow fashion trends might be because they don't have a choice. I remember in Australia, wanting to buy a new pair of board shorts.

Now, I'm one of those people who when they go to the beach, actually like to get in the water and surf and swim and all those things. So I like board shorts that are not so freakin' huge that they prevent me from doing so...

However, every single shop I looked in at the time only stocked Home Boy board shorts, on account of all the Home Boy wankers that had cropped up in in the general population. These board shorts all went down just above the ankles and were the size of parachutes.

They are not meant for swimming!

But then again, practicality has never been a concern for Home Boys.

[Just your average movie goer]

Random thought 2#

One good thing about Home Boys is that their stupid baggy pants make it difficult for the dickheads to run. Therefore they make easier for the police to catch them.

[Heccubus]

And if you steal their hat, they can't catch you. Although I'm not sure why you'd want a baby blue New York Yankees hat...

Anyway....

[Just your average movie goer]

True. Maybe you could flog it off to another home boy.

[Despondent]

Once I wanted to put a display for my church's Outreach T-shirts in the Episcopal Book Store. They said "I'm sorry. due to renovation, we haven't got any room."

so I said: "well, why don't you take some of the room you DON'T have, and put it there."

[Just your average movie goer]

I liked that one, actually.

[Just your average movie goer]

I had another one just then. But this one is a nice, profound one...

I used to hate all the girls who rejected me in my life. But now I am grateful to every single on of them.

If any of them had gone for me, then I would never have met the girl I loved.

So these ice-queens really all did the best thing for me.

Isn't that a nice revelation?

[Just your average movie goer]

Having said that though, these girls are still cold bitches. I'm grateful to them... but I don't like them.

[Heccubus]

Wow...a Nirvana fan. *silent awe*

[Just your average movie goer]

That's a good song actually....

Just had another one, kind of funny. When my mates and I were on a school camp (we were about fifteen at the time), we thought that we invented the mocha, mixing coffee and cocoa together.

However, we didn't know the real name and we coined our own...

Coffocoa

It was fun just saying the name. But unfortunately, it never caught on.

[barend]

back when i was a pot head i was once walking past a store that had a phone display and i saw one with a screen attatched, and was like cool a TELE - PHONE.... oh wait.

everyone laughed.

[Heccubus]

Did you know that there is a direct corelation between the rise in gang activity and the decline in spirograph? Think about it.

[barend]

If there's an alien out there I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet.

[Despondent]

I actually smiled at 3 television commercials tonight. chuckled twice. laughed once.
that's a record. guess I was in a good mood.