[Ninja Duck]

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
By Matthew Stabley
NBCWashington.com
updated 6:46 p.m. CT, Sat., March. 14, 2009

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/

Thanks to J m HofMarN for this one!

This post has been edited by Ninja Duck: 16 March 2009 - 12:58 AM

[Gobbler]

Ahh, good ol' Darwin, still there and working hard for the community even after all these years.

[Spann]

NEXT WEEK: "Man attempts to pierce own ear with six inch hammer drill."

Jesus, people are daft.

[J m HofMarN]

Even if that thing had "worked" this woman would have ended up in the hospital with ridiculous bruising. Maybe now they can have a more inventive sex life featuring her new second asshole. My title was going to be "there was a woman from China..." but it didnt quite work.

This one is better, but it should contain "Shenanigans" then again, so should everything, ever.

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 15 March 2009 - 11:17 PM

[Gobbler]

NEXT WEEK: "Man attempts to pierce own ear with six inch hammer drill."

... who are you and how could you predict that so accurately?

[Spann]

NEXT WEEK: "Man attempts to pierce own ear with six inch hammer drill."

"...And by the looks of things, misses."

[Gobbler]

He's skipping the boring part and is going directly for the junction to the neo cortex instead.

[barend]

When did donkey punching become not far enough?

This post has been edited by barend: 17 March 2009 - 08:34 PM