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Some Title, Yeah, Whatever Friday, November 21st, 2008

#16 civilian_number_two

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 07:12 PM

Ok, apparently "another think coming" is not even a play on "another thing coming," and is in fact the original phrase. I wasn't aware of that. So some of my last post is relevant, Orator, but much of it is not.

"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 09:08 PM

Wow. This is like the third conversation here that's devolved into pointless grammar-picking.

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#18 TheOrator

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 09:33 PM

I know! Woo!

To be fair, it's appropriate in this thread.

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live

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nooooo

#19 J m HofMarN

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 09:43 PM

grammar picking is not a proper consolidated verb. It should be "The Picking of Grammar"

also, I've seen more better used once, I think it was on a hot sauce bottle.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

#20 Dr Lecter

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 10:16 PM

Meh, whatever chumettes.

I'm going to catch the next pimpmobile outta here.

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#21 Mirithorn

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 09:32 AM

But grammar is the only issue on which I have an opinion!

God help us when I can vote.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#22 J m HofMarN

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 08:39 PM

Hmmm I disagree with his kill Bart policy, but his punctuation is sound!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

#23 Dr Lecter

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:44 AM

Hmmm.... maybe that's why Hitler was so sucessful... "I don't really like his homicidal tendencies, but hell, he sure knows how to form proper grammar."

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#24 Ninja Duck

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 06:28 PM

And that's why JFK was booed out of Germany for saying he was a jelly donut.

#25 Gobbler

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 06:36 PM

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:53 PM

Meh is a sound like eh, hmmm, errrr, and argh. It's erroneous and often inconsistent application hardly warrant’s a dictionary definition.

The English language keeps bowing to the common retarded cave man. Why don't we just call everyone a professor, play in our own shit, and shoot ourselves, honestly?