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Judge Icey 'Tis time for Viking Justice!

#1 Icey

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:43 PM

After many many requests* I have decided that I shall open up a thread where I shall rule in cases where people disagree or agree but still want ruling.

Here are my credentials:

QUOTE (Slad)

I asked Icey to judge every action of my live and it got me laid, I won the lottery and even went out and did the groceries!"

QUOTE (kompaktdisc)

I think Icey is very handsome and intelligent. Plus, this one time I was busted for vandalism and he gave me the death sentance. Thankfully, I had a time machine so I could prevent me vandalizing and now I lead a better life free of crime. Thanks Icey

QUOTE (Dorothy)

Can I have a day off?

QUOTE (Bendar)

Icey is better than a truckload of hookerbots, browniecheesecake and Jennifer Connelly put together. Honest.

* = There was a mention of lawyers.

This post has been edited by Icey: 20 September 2005 - 02:44 PM

#2 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:51 PM

My client wishes to file charges against Zatoichi for high-score stealing.

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#3 Zatoichi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:53 PM

I'll represent myself for this one judge.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

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#4 Icey

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:55 PM

Otal, you may start your opening statement, and after that Zatoichi you may state your opening. I will also require a witness list from both of you.

#5 Madam Corvax

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:57 PM

Icey has forgotten to put a few praises of him uttered by my humble self. So here I am - Icey is sexy even WITHOUT the eyeliner. Don't you ever forget it.

#6 Coco

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:59 PM

I present myself as a witness.

No? I can't do that? Damn...

EDIT: No, wait, I CAN do it! MUAHAHAHAHA

This post has been edited by Coco: 20 September 2005 - 03:01 PM

#7 Icey

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 02:59 PM

Your praises always make me blush so much, I would propably float away if I'd try to repeat your words.

I won't ever forget my good Madam, your compliments will stay with me till I either get Alsheimers, amnesia or die.

#8 Madam Corvax

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:02 PM

I suggest the second opttion - there is nothing to stop you from ruling WITH amnesia. Hell, it might be even convenient if you wish to go back on some of your former rulings...

#9 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:06 PM

I would like to call my first witness. Would my client, Mr. Coco please take the stand?

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#10 Zatoichi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:09 PM

I Object!

sorry just needed to get that out of my system. I'll have a witness list in a minute.

#11 Despondent

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:10 PM

(barges in) "You CAN'T Marry Her because..."

(looks around)

"Wrong room. Sorry. Your honor (nod)."

(exits)

#12 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:11 PM

I would prefer to keep my list private for the moment.

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#13 Coco

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:14 PM

Errrr... what happened to the opening statement?

What the hell, I'm ready.

* Takes the stand *

Edit: Post 300... in four months. That's what I call [sarcasm] speed [/sarcasm]...

This post has been edited by Coco: 20 September 2005 - 03:16 PM

#14 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:19 PM

Now, put the stand down and sit on it. I feel my case is strong enough not to require an opening statment. Mr. Coco, have you at any point been champion of a game in the arcade?

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 20 September 2005 - 03:22 PM

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#15 Zatoichi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:27 PM

Here you go judge,my witness list:

Chyld
jariten
chefelf
Coco
Diablos (may be unavailable)
etc.

Since Otal hasn't even bothered to make an opening statement, I shall procede your honor.

I am not much of a highscore thief. For the games on which I do have highscores in the arcade I have a hard time holding them (except for Nucleus

). My two main examples are the games Bump Copter and Alien Commander. For evidence, look at the top ten scores list. Also Coco happens to be the Champion of at least eight games your honor. I only happen to hold five in total. If anything, Coco is the thief. Therefore I shall prove my not-guiltyness in court.