[J m HofMarN]

I figured I'd start a topic where I could post excerpts from upcoming articles since for the moment I have a bit of a backlog. To start off with here's a sneak peek at chapter seven of Worlds Beyond Belief:

"A form dressed in a ragged long red gown came forth from the darkness. His long hair framed a haggard face with a prominent mouth. There could be no mistake as he stepped into the cruel overhead lights of the prison.

"Steven Tyler!" They all cried in unison."

[J m HofMarN]

jESUS Fuck when did I do this? It looks like one of Slade's evil plots to reduce forum clutter but he disguised it as my doing. In punishment I shall post this excerpt from one of our conversations I found whilst reading a messenger log from when I was on drugs. Good ones. That article is soon to come.

[16:38] Haunted Ethos: What are you up to?
[16:38] ProjectV01: contemplating what I shall do with my day off sir
[16:39] Haunted Ethos: Woo day off!
[16:39] Haunted Ethos: I have no day off until Friday, and then I shall fill it with work.
[16:40] ProjectV01: and terror!
[16:40] Haunted Ethos: Yeah, sure, why not?
[16:40] ProjectV01: terror: why not. thats a good slogan
[16:41] Haunted Ethos: I concur!
[16:42] ProjectV01: I shall sell it to Al Qaeda for a bag of severed heads
[16:43] Haunted Ethos: ... You're going to accept severed heads from Al Qaeda as a form of currency?
[16:43] ProjectV01: just because they have very little to give doesnt mean we should discriminate against them
[16:47] Haunted Ethos: Severed heads are not legal tender here, my friend.
[16:48] ProjectV01: I could get them exchanged
[16:49] Haunted Ethos: Vomit isn't legal tender, either.
[16:50] ProjectV01: neither is ummm your mom!
[16:50] ProjectV01: for any debts, public or private, bitch!
[16:54] Haunted Ethos: Ha.

[J m HofMarN]

So, besides being a forum tyrant, I've been shopping lately. In the cereal aisle. I'm going to be starting this new site off the right way. Also, there's a blog post up about how much it hurts to have your book edited.