Have you ever wondered why Princess Leia's the only main character who ever got shot?
#16
Posted 27 June 2006 - 09:10 PM
and i'm with smashman.... the only reason i didn't pick on any of these faults is because i was adequatley distracted...
perhaps if the AOTC topless masturbation scene had been padme instead of anakin, i might not give a rats ass about all the other crap.
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#17
Posted 28 June 2006 - 01:46 AM
Easy now. That's the Dark Lord of the... never mind.
Did they use that scene in the Brokeback Mountain parody? Maybe they too suppressed the memory I've now recovered. Thanks, Barend.
#18
Posted 28 June 2006 - 02:31 AM
#19
Posted 28 June 2006 - 03:49 AM
No, no, no. There are way more interesting things to do when you're the crime boss of Tatooine.
Bantha hauling
1. Chain victim between four rabid Bantha
2. Release Jedi training remotes in their midst
Tusken Raider Piņata
1. Dress victim in a "I hate Tuskens" t-shirt
2. String victim up on puny humans Moisture Vaporator
3. Scrape up remains in the morning.
#20
Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:20 PM
ya, we call this CBVOS: classic batman villain overconfidence syndrome
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#21
Posted 28 June 2006 - 08:13 PM
What are you trying to say? That Lucas clings to hackneyed story lines?
#22
Posted 29 June 2006 - 01:41 AM
like the arena scene in AOTC...
i was totally waiting for the ridler to step out..
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#23
Posted 29 June 2006 - 03:17 AM
And HK-47, I take your point. The Tusken Raider Pinata sounds very cool. Although, I take it that you would send one of your grovelling underlings to clean the mess up afterwards.
#24
Posted 30 June 2006 - 12:26 AM
Unlikely, for Lucas has said time and again that he only has the direct rights to Star Wars (and its merchandise) because he wanted to keep Star Wars as a "quality" name (Nothing to do with the whole, y'know, several billion dollar franchise thing, I'm sure ). Because apparently, Lucas is synonomous with quality in everything he does, or uh... Something.
After all, if Lucas didn't have all those rights and all that money, there would be horrible things like... Turkish Star Wars.
Fortunately, we have good ole' Uncle George to keep things like that from ever being made.
...Hey, wait...
#25
Posted 30 June 2006 - 07:52 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#26
Posted 03 July 2006 - 01:25 AM
and turkish spiderman... he goes around stabbing people with a pocket knife.
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#29
Posted 07 July 2006 - 07:16 AM
Or any insert name here villain overconfidence syndrome. How many times have the villainst tried to kill James Bond by either strapping him to a bomb or leaving him to be devoured by sharks or leaving him to freeze to death out in the North Pole instead of just shooting him?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#30
Posted 16 July 2006 - 08:57 PM