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Posted 06 September 2007 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Sep 5 2007, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
With Eddie Izzard playing over the intercom for quite a while now...

I like my Bond like I like my coffee...


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Posted 18 May 2008 - 03:43 AM

Due to recent events serious changes will be....
fuck it, I always make rather silly pseudoserious statements around here.

Therefore due to recent events there will no longer be any silly pseudoserious statements around here. Punishable by catapulting. OH NO---

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *SPLORT*

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 03:45 AM

New rule: All humor websites are equal







like Less Is More



but some are more equal than others.






Like Jelly Pufflemur

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 08:16 AM

Hmmm speaking from a maths point of view... what?
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 10:22 AM

I think to solve it you need to do something with the arc cosine of the second derivative raised to the eighth power...
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 03:23 PM

Ah! That explains it!

Yep, according to these new figures that makes loads of sense.
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 12:29 PM

Ah, but look at it the other way:

Less Is More
can be rendered as
(Less Than) Equals (More Than)
Hence
<=>
Which can also be expressed as
>=<
Which is the look on Jelly Pufflemurs face after Less Is More kicks it in the nuts

Simple maths, folks.
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 12:40 PM

It is hard to argue with logic of that magnitude...
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 12:44 PM

Uh~oh, he got you there Mr. HofMarN...

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 08:00 AM

I'm running these figures through the computers, and they make perfect sense.
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Posted 10 October 2008 - 02:13 AM

Your computer is an old gigapet you salvaged from the corpse of a ravished settler monkey.

A rebuttal to these outlandish claims shall be forthcoming upon my goodly site.

Oh, and you're still a shopping cart full of twat.

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 06:53 AM

Speak to the quad core, because the 8800GTX ain't listening.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:12 PM

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 11:48 PM

Damn it, Chyld's created artificial intelligence, and it's a troll.

Shoulda seen that coming, really.

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