Recuitment thread The time is now
#32
Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:17 PM
As Cyzyk says it needs to be brief and punchy, you can have him for the job.
Here are my toughts:
Earlier I decided that I got better things to do than to certify fat pieces of slab.
I am not going to use my free time to slap labels like in a meat packing factory.
By the way I don't work FOR people.
I work WITH people.
I have my own small site to work on.
No thanks Offer refused...
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 30 December 2006 - 02:18 PM
#33
Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:33 PM
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#34
Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:50 PM
I work WITH people.
I have my own small site to work on.
No thanks Offer refused...
Ha! That sounded just like some guy I knew who... err... who had some connections and... joined the mafia later on... I'll shut up here. Please don't kill me, I'm all saturated fat.
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#36
Posted 30 December 2006 - 09:43 PM
Don't let one naysayer drag you down, you're going to be a star. The Nazis listened to naysayers and look what came of that!
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#37
Posted 30 December 2006 - 10:31 PM
(1) My idea of captions might not agree with everybody. Fact
(2) I am might not be good at captioning for every picture out there especially for fatso's. Fact.
I'll have to stop and ask:
(3) Since when did you ever think I was good at captioning?
(4) Why the behaviour change?
(5) When I get on the stage how do I know that I'll not have pig's blood poured over me whilst one of you pulls the strings from under.
If there is any picture that I'll write captions for it will have to be for a reason. Being fat is not a good enough reason. Writing captions because someone is fat is just going to make me bored.
If someone is porky and I have something against them then I could use their weight against against them. If they haven't done anything wrong like how that lady in the picture could be ignorant to her health, I'll become just as ignorant to all fat people.
Here is a suggestion:
You could try comparing Animal Farm to:
Bush - Pilkington
Tony Blair - Squeeler
Saddam Hussein - Federick
John Prescott - fat pink pig Napoleon
Charles Clark - white pig Snowball
I Know it is weak but this is an example.
That is the work I am willing to do.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 30 December 2006 - 10:37 PM
#38
Posted 31 December 2006 - 01:45 AM
1: Anyone who dosnt agree with us can fuck off. That's the Jelly Pufflemur way.
2: Well I can get pictures of just generally insane shit, no need for all of them to be fat.
3: Since I found out you were good at captioning I guess.
4: Because your captions rock, and provide something funny for readers to peruse, and I need content for the site.
5: PPAAAAAAAANNNNNCAAAAAAAAAKKE!
"If there is any picture that I'll write captions for it will have to be for a reason. Being fat is not a good enough reason. Writing captions because someone is fat is just going to make me bored."
Like I said, we can alternate.
As for the animal farm deal it might just be funnier to stick to simpler captions. Not everyone reads Orwell, but you'd have to be an alien to not find "Oh no fatty that is a not food no fatty it is too late blargh!" funny.
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#39
Posted 31 December 2006 - 11:49 PM
Besides, the only thing I really want to see pictures of are Vincent Valentine and Quina Quen. Although Vincent is cooler to look at, Quina Quen is a far superior role model and guru.
EDIT: Forgot I'm an SOB too.
This post has been edited by Cyzyk: 31 December 2006 - 11:50 PM