Padme Thinks Her Genocidal Boyfriend Is Hot Hence, no quarrel with him wiping out the Sandpeople
#1
Posted 29 August 2006 - 01:30 PM
#2
Posted 29 August 2006 - 01:42 PM
(And that scene takes place, what, maybe a week or month or so after they meet again on Coruscant? And ten years before that, she knew him as a little boy for what, another week or so? Well gee, maybe that's why Padme doesn't react -- she really knows Anakin so well at this point!)
And Shmi manages to stay alive in the captivity of the Sandpeople for a month, and then just happens to die about 45 seconds after Anakin finds her.
I could probably recall more bits like this, but I'll stop for now.
#3
Posted 29 August 2006 - 11:09 PM
If Anakin whines, he gets whacked on the top of the head with a bamboo stick.
If Anakin remembers his mom or Padme and starts "missing" them, he takes bamboo stick to the shins!
If Anakin is caught messing up the bathrooms, Qui-gon makes him clean all the bathrooms with his bare hands, no force powers allowed.
If Anakin is staring down some Twilek, Rodian, or any chick for that matter, he gets smacked accross the head.
(add more of these if you wish, it's funny)
That kid needed severe discipline for "A tough life of a Jedi." It must not be tough enough. Or Obi-wan is far too careless.
#5
Posted 29 August 2006 - 11:36 PM
She doesn't react AT ALL. If someone told me he had just slaughtered an entire group of people, including (non-combatant) women and children, that he wasn't sorry, and in fact, ENJOYED IT or was GLAD he had done it, I would have waited until his back was turned, and blown his motherf&*%ing head off, pacifist or NOT.
Was he using the Jedi Mind Trick on her? Was she not paying attention at all? Of course, given the level of acting "skill" in this movie, he could have said something like, "Mommy's dead, hug me." but they dubbed in the lines we heard him whining later.
Please DON'T make me watch this movie, and see if his lips are moving to another line, but saying this!
The PT stands as further proof that GL lost his mind completely.
#7
Posted 30 August 2006 - 01:37 AM
"I've already been dying a little bit each day; ever since you came back into my life".
#8
Posted 30 August 2006 - 07:32 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1067165/1/
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#9
Posted 30 August 2006 - 08:13 AM
OK, I'm rambling. I'll stop.
#11
Posted 30 August 2006 - 10:42 AM
One of the many reasons to hate Episode II.
Also, great link there, Helena.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#12
Posted 30 August 2006 - 11:22 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1067165/1/
Sarcasm at its finest. Thanks, Helena.
#13
Posted 30 August 2006 - 01:34 PM
Padme just finds genocide hot. Is there something wrong with that? To be in poor-taste, it is worth mentioning that many girls pined over Hitler. So ... there is truth to it. I think.
Kids, if you want a hot girl like Natalie Portman, you know what to do! Here are some guns ...
#14
Posted 30 August 2006 - 02:08 PM
I've no idea who wrote it, but it's one of my favourite stories on ff.net.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People